They came from all directions...

[madjack]

...no Woody, you don't haveta save the little wire twisty things unless you have very very small ankles.

...A few last thoughts before bed time. Since the dreaded Chupa...Cabra is atracted to goats...especially billys, dont "P" on yourself or anywhere near camp and bathe regularly, especially after sex with little fat girls who are not your wife. Avoid at all cost, Musk scented colognes. Oh yeah, Karioke...it drives 'em into an absolute sexual frenzy so never ever perform Karioke while camping although group singin' 'round the campfire will generally drive 'em away, Also beware of "ROOTS" they like to hide where roots congregate and trip the unwary and then pounce upon them

That is all I can think of for now, I think I will goto bed now, making sure nothing damp is outside my window. If I remember anything else, I will post at a later time

This has been a PSA from the Redundant Facts Committee of the Urban Legend League

madjack

p.s. I am not a Chupa..Cabra expert because we don't have any around here...the dreaded COONASS ate 'em all

[Woody]

Thanks Madjack, I hadn't made the connection with the "ROOTS" and the goatsucker




This thread is killing me

[madjack]

... me too, do you realize we have started on the 3rd page of this thread I think it time I put all dangerous thoughts aside and retire for the evening...adieu
madjack(laughing hysterically)

[Woody]

Hey this was funny.......Wait a minute.............. I heard a nosie on the ...............Roof Sending the wife outside to investigate..............OH MY GO.....................................................

[DestinDave]

Woody... I gotta know - did you give the wife your plastic bread baggies?

[Woody]

DestinDave,
Of course I did, but you know what really gets my Goat, I think she ran off with the Sucker. Oh Well I'll have to find some more bread bags somewhere

[Ross Wade]

My hat goes off to you both. That was some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time, unless you count the Crab Chronicles

Ross

[madjack]

...appreciate it Ross...in the spirit of the PSA that all was intended...

...after some research in regards to the Chupa...Cabra and "ROOTS", I found that although they do hang around congregations of "ROOTS" tripping the unsuspecting so they can pounce upon them, the Chupa...Cabra have an aversion to alchohol and those who have consumed it are safe. So whenever you are near a congregation of "ROOTS", consume large quantitys of alchohol...it just might save your life
madjack

p.s. I am not totally certain but that aversion may apply to PJ also

[Woody]

Madjack,
Thanks for clarifing the Alcohol consumption, "ROOTS", PJ and the Chupacabra connection. I had no idea of the connection either. Thanks for the info, again I owe you one. I had heard from Chip that PJ has a tendancy to drive plastic yard ornament flamingoes on a stick into a breeding frenzy similiar to that of the chupacabra. The campgrounds are full of scary and unpredictable things that could befall a novice camper on there first time out.

[madjack]

...hmmmmmmmmmmmm, recently aquired some flamingo's, including one that has a LED batery powered light in it that I had thought to use as a nightlight while camping...I might have to do some experimentation and see if I will have to rethink that thought altogether
madjack

p.s. did you manage to get some new breadwrappers

p.p.s. it would be downright terrible to consume enough alchohol to ward off the Chupacabras only to be attacked and violated by a bunch pink yard ornaments

[Woody]

Madjack,
Why yes I did, two sets, and both matching. Thanks for the tip. I took your advice and didn't keep the little metal wire twisty thingies though. You were right about having skinny ankles to use those, why I couldn't get them around mine at all. I can't believe my wife ran off with the chupa cabra either and with my bread sacks to boot. Just to be prepared though I went to the store and bought 4 more loaves of bread. Since I needed to replace the ones I lost with the wife thing, Man I ate all that bread for the first set. I am about to explode eating the other four I got. But I have my bags now just in case. Whew I tell you if I ever see another loaf of bread again it will be too soon, MAN

As for pink tacky plastic flamingo yard ornaments goes, you may have noticed that where ever they are sold, they don't have alcohol or pickles any where near them. Food for thought, burp, darn bread

[Jiminsav]

testing

[Jiminsav]

all right..if you post every other post like this, you can speak in secret

[toypusher]

Cool

[mikeschn]

all right..if you post every other post like this, you can speak in secret

What are you doing Jim? Starting a secret society?

Mike...