years ago when I was researching teardrops ('12), I found this on the internet - I still get a 'good' laugh out of it when seeing it in my saved files........
PS I guess now, after looking at this again - I shouldn't be 'laughing' to much being I am now 2 months short of turning age 70 myself (with a pacemaker '16/open heart surgery '17 and than the gul-bladder removal that almost killed me in '21) .................. take care