Me: "Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. The cop says 'Did you know you were going 80 mph?' and Heisenberg says 'Great! Now I'm lost!'".
Shelly: "That's not a Dad joke, that's a physics joke."
Me: "Don't you think physicists have kids?"
Tom
bdosborn wrote:Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the Pee is silent.
Tom&Shelly wrote: Pthat's a pterrific joke Bruce!
Ptom
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