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Things that don't fit anywhere else...

Postby Ratkity » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:33 am

WINTER PEOPLE

Shortly after the snake fiasco, things quieted down at the campground very quickly. Tex and Dog mysteriously disappeared from their usual camping spot. The owner-lady wasn’t pleased about their sudden departure. She alternated between telling me it was all my fault to sharing popcorn with me while sniffling at girl movies in the evenings. I tended to stay far away from her during the yelling episodes and pretended to stalk mousies in the garden for long periods of time. Every now and then, I’d do errands with the owner-lady around town. It didn’t take long before a new crowd of people rolled into the campground; the winter folks. Much quieter than the summer people, they tended to stay indoors a bit or spend time with the owner-lady chatting about what they’d been doing all summer while lounging in the office with a mug full of something hot. One of the winter people was an older woman that had obviously been here before. I watched as the owner-lady exchanged happy hugs with the older woman after she walked into the office. In a matter of minutes, the older woman had pulled her tiny trailer into one of the smaller spots. That trailer was almost as small as the Texan’s teardrop! I figured she was an okay person when she smiled after I gave her my most handsome eye blinks. The older woman was tall with very long iron gray hair pulled back out of her face, fierce steel-blue eyes and reminded me of the old cat lady in many ways; independent and confident, albeit much younger than the old cat lady. Of course, women are hard to age properly. Yup, best stay away from the age topic! Even talking about cat-eating snakes is nearly preferable to the age topic.

The older woman and Renee-owner spent time in the evenings catching up with each other. The topics included the Texan and Dog and the cute little teardrop. I knew it was a matter of time before the snake fiasco was brought up. I tended to leave the apartment when they got together to talk, but this one time I was enjoying the warmth of the owner-lady’s scarf she threw down on the kitchen chair (okay, she threw it over the chair, but it must have puddled into the seat by itself). It was at that time the snake attack was brought up; only the owner-lady made it sound like my cat-eating python was a tiny black snake! She made me sound pitiful. I stretched as I fully woke up and tried to tell the older woman my side of the story. I meowed and told her how huge the snake was and the attack and the chaos! All I got was a laugh from the older woman and a head scratch. Renee-owner was giving me that accusing look as she finished the story. I put on my most innocent face and blinked. Hrm, not working. The topic seemed to instantly change to my most favorite thing, food! They were talking about a turkey and recipes and pies with homemade whipping cream. I settled in next to the older woman (whose name was Carmen) and envisioned all that food set out for the owner-lady and me. I think I missed part of the conversation because the next thing I realized they were putting on coats to go outside. I darted out with the ladies as they headed toward the tiny trailer.

The inside of the trailer was decorated with delicate woodworking and bright curtains. It was warm and cozy and of course, I made myself at home. Any friend of the owner-lady is a friend of mine. Through the following days and nights, I alternated staying with the owner-lady and Carmen. Thoughts of the Texan and Dog were far, far away.

The next errand day both ladies went out and bought bags and bags of groceries. The hugest turkey I’ve ever seen was in one bag. My mouth was watering just thinking about it cooking all day in the little apartment above the office. I slept happily thinking about a huge feast and I think I was drooling a bit on the pillow.

Early the next morning, both ladies were busy in the kitchen and I took my spot on the window sill to oversee all the activities. The smell was heavenly. It was all I could do to purr my loudest and clean myself up for the feast.

But wait, what? Why was I being escorted out of the kitchen of the feast? The older woman had a pretty good grip on me, so I didn’t struggle; besides, she was carrying a bag of something that smelled good. After being deposited in the tiny trailer, she began doing some cooking there too. I watched as she took a whole chicken and fussed with butter and spices and put it in a very heavy black pot with an equally heavy lid. She carried it outside to a special table where she had some coals going and arranged the coals on the pot with tongs. Never seen chicken cooked like that, but chicken any style is yummy to me. I stayed with her most of the day and her little trailer began to smell just as good as the owner-lady’s apartment in no time. While the food cooked, she sat at her tiny table reading a book and peeked out the curtains at regular intervals. A familiar sounding truck drove in and I peeked out the window too while we watched old Tex and Dog back into their usual spot. I meowed to go out, but Carmen was firm and promised me gravy and giblets and chicken if I stayed put. Food always wins, so we both just watched as Tex and Dog sauntered up to the office apartment with a bottle of something in a bag. Was it just me or did Dog look like he had a bath? Tex looked all cleaned up too, but then he always put on his good hat when he went to see the owner-lady. Oh boy, I can’t wait until Dog gives me the scoop on where he’s been and everything. Does this mean no more evil eye from the owner-lady? The suspense was about as enticing as the food about to be served in the tiny trailer with steamed up windows. I sighed happily and tried not to drool thinking of giblet gravy.
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Postby queeniejeanne » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:52 pm

Yea! Those giblets get me every time. Thanks ratkity.
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Postby High Desert » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:17 pm

ya best keep an eye on Dog there Tex. A cowboy might never tell what did or didn't happen, but never trust a dog and cat to keep things quiet :lol:

Good one Ratkity :thumbsup:
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Postby jan4peace » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:16 pm

Hats off to you all...these are great! :thumbsup:

Tex, ha anyone ever told you that Sam Elliot looks alot like you? 8)
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Postby Tumbleweed_Tex » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:27 am

Actually, there have been 10,423 folks (give or take 4 or 3) who’ve said I look a lot like Sam…but you are the first to comment that Sam looks a lot like me. I kinda like your perspective. ;)
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Postby bbbrt76 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:14 pm

oh no! I've reached the end! I found this thread 3 days ago and now 22 pages later I am not ready to be out of reading material, great job to all of you and thank you
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Postby jan4peace » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:05 am

bbbrt76 wrote:oh no! I've reached the end! I found this thread 3 days ago and now 22 pages later I am not ready to be out of reading material, great job to all of you and thank you


I'm right there with you.....more please! :applause:
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Postby Ratkity » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:46 pm

BOSS’ BLOG - VISITING CAMPERS

After the big cooking day, things at the campground seemed to get more interesting. Now, I have been mostly a solitary cat, but I have been enjoying the company of the winter folk in the campground these days. I still go up to the office and help with the owner-lady while she does paperwork. That usually doesn’t last long because she has a tendency to put stuff in the outbox while I’m snoozing in it. At first she would shoo me out of the box, but now she just piles stuff on me and waits until it either falls off and she chases me out, or I get disgusted with her and leave voluntarily. Since the big cooking day, I’ve been leaving voluntarily because her off-key humming has been painful to listen to!

I’ve also been going on walks with Miss Carmen (or is that Ms? I always confuse those human titles). I like being around her because she has full conversations with me and asks my opinion on important things like what we should eat for supper. I try to meow politely at the appropriate moments when she talks about other stuff like TV shows, but I intently listen when she tells me about the other campground occupants. Seems she knows everything about these people and says it’s all about observation. On her walks, she visits everyone. I follow her, of course, and get to listen to what everyone is saying and usually get treats from people who would normally never give me a second glance. She said it’s all about getting people to talk about themselves. Amazingly, she never gives out any information about the hot topic of the Texan and the owner-lady despite the wild speculation that abounds from interested campers. She lets me know who is allergic to cats and who despises them. I was told one husband absolutely hated cats and not to bother him, but he secretly gives me pieces of bacon when the women aren’t looking. It’s a guy thing.

A couple of times we’ve walked past the Texan’s teardrop, but all seemed quiet. I usually hop on the top of the teardrop and hang down to take a look in the door window to see if Dog is home. Leaving a few footie prints on the teardrop also lets the Texan know I am still around, seeing as he’s not the type to be inclined to ask about the whereabouts of one certain snake-fearing feline. There have been a few slow moving spiders on the window that I’ve squished for him too. Nothing says “I’m hereâ€
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Postby jan4peace » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:50 am

Yesterday, I looked and looked for a children's book about cowboys, but I had trouble finding anything good. It sure would be nice if someone someone who's name is perhaps Tex had his stories published. :)
Just saying :lady:
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Postby Cliffmeister2000 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:58 am

happy_teardrops wrote:Yesterday, I looked and looked for a children's book about cowboys, but I had trouble finding anything good. It sure would be nice if someone someone who's name is perhaps Tex had his stories published. :)
Just saying :lady:


Some of them might not be suited for children! :D
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Postby jan4peace » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:56 pm

Cliffmeister2000 wrote:
happy_teardrops wrote:Yesterday, I looked and looked for a children's book about cowboys, but I had trouble finding anything good. It sure would be nice if someone someone who's name is perhaps Tex had his stories published. :)
Just saying :lady:


Some of them might not be suited for children! :D


So true :oops:

But I read them all and there are a couple or 3 which would make great storybooks :thumbsup:

Don't you agree :thinking:
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Postby Cliffmeister2000 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:59 pm

happy_teardrops wrote:
Cliffmeister2000 wrote:
happy_teardrops wrote:Yesterday, I looked and looked for a children's book about cowboys, but I had trouble finding anything good. It sure would be nice if someone someone who's name is perhaps Tex had his stories published. :)
Just saying :lady:


Some of them might not be suited for children! :D


So true :oops:

But I read them all and there are a couple or 3 which would make great storybooks :thumbsup:

Don't you agree :thinking:


Well, if there is an illustrator out there, possibly they could team up with ol' Tex and get something rolling!
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Postby jan4peace » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:21 pm

I so agree, but he may also be an illustrator himself :thinking:
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Postby Tumbleweed_Tex » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:46 am

Thank you all for the votes of confidence. The idea of something on a rack, in a mall, with my name on it has been bouncing around in my mind (heart) for several years. And, the fact that I write (technical) for a living only serves to confound those emotions.

Unfortunately, serious ponderation along the fictitious lines produces problems and conflicts long before an illustrator enters the program. There are well-intentioned readers who insist that the soap opera genre is the only way to go, while others prefer a less intense path towards children’s entertainment. (guess I simply need to pick one and go for it, huh?)

And then there’s the dreaded “blockâ€
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Postby jan4peace » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:05 pm

I like all of your stories. The ones that could be for children are wonderful, but so are the others. If you post stories here or if you are published one of these days, you will be a total success in my book either way :)

Your stories rock! You with writer's block? Nah, surely not you. ;)
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