Teardrop Fiction

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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby jsparrish26 » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:56 pm

I started reading this thread, and couldn't stop. It was almost like I was sitting in front of the console radio listening to The Lone Ranger, though I'm too young to remember anything about that besides stories from my parents. Imagine my sadness to read from 3,4, and 5 years ago only to discover Tex was gone before I ever read his first line. QueenJeannie had it right, quite the enigma that stumbled into my life, stayed for 3 years, and vanished oh too quickly 2 days later. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading, and would love to see the complete work - sans the cut off stories and foreign characters. I've tried to open the download listed from http://www.chalnet.net/download/Cowboy.pdf but as with many items here on the forum, time has passed and some links just don't work anymore. If there is a copy out there, I'd love to have it. I'd love to read more stories too. I've listened for 3 years like a kid glued to that radio when my wife, the pre-k teacher, is telling our kids stories about Annabelle, a little girl that lives in our neighborhood and to this day I don't know if shes real or not. I'm scared storytelling has passed us by in favor of video games, iPhones, and iPads. Ratkity, QJ, Cliff, others - I'd love to hear some more. Thanks guys!
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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby PanelDeland » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:07 pm

I was a member here and life got busy and other things took my time so I missed the Tex stories until a few days ago, He was truly talented and is a loss not only to the forum but to the world for his style and humility. I enjoyed every word from the writers and wish I had known Tex though I have friends that do stories much like his in a storyteller form, usually with guitar, some spoken some sang. There are too few who can spin a yarn like Tex and we need to cherish them while we can.
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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby DJ Davis » Tue Aug 02, 2022 1:02 pm

I've been a tnttt member for just a few years now and since I'm retired, have spent more time digging thru the varies tabs/topics. For us "newer" members, does one of the old guard have a copy of Tex's stories or the link (which doesn't work due to the website change...?) so that we can enjoy the stories that somehow got corrupted over time and travel through cyberspace to the newer tnttt realm? :worship:
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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby DJ Davis » Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:00 pm

...and in honor of Tex, I'd like to share a story from my childhood:

As a kid growing up in Beaumont, TX in the 60s, I kept myself busy with miscellaneous kid stuff, but I seemed to have a hankerin' to know as much about all there was to be learnt in this world and I was always coming up with weird ideas and concepts which led me to believe I was destined to the life of a mad scientist! I also had a fascination with SPEED and came up with (what seemed to be at the time) a great idea! How this came about needs a short back story.

Now that I'm older, I realize that our family was at best lower middle class in income. As such, I'm pretty sure we didn't have health insurance. I have my suspicions that's why Mom never let me have a bicycle - she was afraid I'd fall off of it and break my arm or worse. So, I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was seven and that was done in secret on a friend's bike. When I was about nine years old, one of my Dad's coworkers gave him a bike to pass on to me. Either we had gotten to the point financially where we could afford health insurance or maybe I'd proved to Mom that I wouldn't kill myself before I reached my teens.

Let me tell you, this bike was a monster, as far as I was concerned. It was an Evans brand, which I thought was interesting, as that's my middle name (a family name tradition-thing). This was one of those 26" rimmed, full-fendered, mock gas-tank on the frame, "paperboy" bikes that a kid my age wouldn't be caught dead on! Stingrays with butterfly handlebars, banana seats, and sissy bars were "IT!" But, it was free and it was a bike, so I decided to make some, shall we say, "modifications."

Dad was "handy around th' house," and had a good selection of tools in the garage, so I commenced to going "Orange County Chopper" on this thing even though I lived in Jefferson County, Orange County was just east of us...close enough. Off came the mock gas-tank, I shortened the fenders, traded something for an old banana seat from a friend, and found a pair of slightly rusted butterfly handle bars in a trash pile across the street from me. At my age, spray paint was expensive, so the only thing I could afford paint-wise was a battered old can of discontinued paint in "Battleship gray." Hey! Who could pass up a paint with such a cool name!

So, after all was said and done, this "paperboy" bike morphed into something resembling a large Stingray bike. Being a bit of a joker, I decided to christen it "Mantaray" and painted the name on the chain guard in the same style as was on Stingrays. Not bad for a nine year old and about $5! But, when I finally got to riding this single-speed demon, I discovered it had the perfect gearing and was FAST! I left ALL other bikes in my dust and could give a 10-speed English racer a run for its money.

OK...OK...I know...when are we going to get to the GOOD part of this yarn...? Well, first, thanks for sticking around for this long, but this is the INTERESTING part of this bit of my past. I mentioned that bit about wanting to learn about stuff and speed. Watching TV one day I saw rail cars drag racing and was mesmerized by the billowing drag chutes at the end of their runs. Remember I said my bike was fast...? I decided it needed a drag chute. I was too young for "Here...hold my beer," so let's go with "Hey, y'all...watch this!"

I was able to talk my Mom out of an old bedsheet, begged Dad for some of his nylon trotline cord that I thought was the appropriate thickness for the task, repurposed a cigar box for the drag chute's deployment system, and went to work. I determined that a six foot circle of bedsheet would be about right to slow this beast of a bike down after its lightening-fast run down whatever raceway I would attempt. Using those math skills that a former teacher claimed would save my life one day, I painstakingly marked and punched holes around the edge of the chute's canopy. Next were the risers, cut carefully to matching lengths, ends seared to prevent unraveling, and tied to the holes in the canopy edge. Finally the riser ends were gathered, knotted together, and fastened to an eye bolt inside the cigar box affixed to the rear bars of the banana seat. The chute was meticulously "packed," positioned in the cigar box deployment system, the lid closed, and release latch trigger run to the handlebars at the front of the bike. Note: the cigar box was mounted that when the release latch was triggered, the lid would fall open from the top making a "ledge" for the drag chute to gently unfold and "blossom into that billowing white cloud of safety" that I had envisioned.

Then it was time to test the fruits of my endeavors. Of course I HAD to have a witness to this event, but the only person available at the time was my Mom. She dutifully positioned herself at the front door as I taxied around and made my way to the "starting line" a ways down the block. Without further ado, I took off pedaling at a furious pace. I was in pretty good shape at that time and had been unofficially clocked at just under 35 mph on a straight run, so I knew how far I needed to pedal to get to "just under the sound barrier." That point conveniently being right in front of my house.

As I roared down the sidewalk, house windows rattling as I passed, I reached peak engine output, throttled back, and pulled the release string for the drag chute. The deployment door dropped down as planned, and the drag chute rolled out...and fell into the rear sprocket, where it instantly started wrapping around the wheel's axle, which seized the wheel more efficiently than my coaster brake, and brought me to a tire-squealing halt in front of my driveway. Mom, to her credit, made no critique of the failed test trial, but simply turned, went back inside, and got back to more important things.

Lifting the rear wheel off the ground, I rolled the fully safed speed demon back to the shop and began the task of removing several yards of nylon cord and bedsheet scraps now stained with axle grease. As I worked, I wondered what had gone wrong with the drag chute deployment system and thanked the heavens that the friction had not caused a catastrophic fire during the failed attempt at bravado. How foolish of me to forego a fire suppression system at such speeds!

Later that night as I lay in bed, I went over the drag chute system part by part, trying to determine what had caused the humiliating failure. Playing "videos" of drag racers blistering down the 1/4 mile tracks in my head I realized I had omitted a crucial component of a drag chute system - the drogue chute. But a retry was not in the stars...the "suppliers" for chute material and risers had refused to sponsor another go. Hmmm...I wonder if I can still pedal that fast....
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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby tony.latham » Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:51 pm

Well... I included this in a non-fiction book:

I had hitched my personal camp trailer to my unmarked state-issued pickup truck. The little teardrop-shaped camper is a bed-on-wheels that’s just tall enough to crawl into and lay on the mattress. There’s a hatch in the back that opens like a car’s trunk and exposes a small kitchen. Since the trailer is only five feet tall, it’s the perfect rig to stash in the brush. For work trips, I’d nicknamed it my One-Man Mobile Command Post.

My job as a Regional Investigator consisted of activities that could be separated into two boxes. The first was exactly what you’d expect, the investigation of wildlife crimes with the goal of putting together a prosecutable case. The second was foggier. It involved turning information gained from informants, taxidermy logs, social media, undercover contacts, and a pile of other sources into intel. And that’s just a fancy word for useable information. I’d use intel to either start an investigation or file for a future project. This trip was just that-–an attempt to gain intel on what was going on in the Pahsimeroi.


8) Does that count???

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Re: Teardrop Fiction

Postby di_camellia » Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:59 am

you are a wonderful writer. You really have a gift, I'm still far from you. I've been reading this for so long that my productivity has changed throughout the day, but I've had an amazingly exciting time on this thread.
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