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Postby TonyCooper » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:15 pm

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.


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Postby toypusher » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:16 pm

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Postby madjack » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...goodun............................ 8)
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Postby Chris C » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:31 pm

OUCH!!! :O :lol:
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Postby brad vk2qq » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:18 pm

And the Buddhist Monk who ordered a hotdog.
The vendor asked "What do you want on it?
The Monk replied "Make me one with everything".
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Postby Chris C » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:19 pm

I'm slow (but I'm also old) but I finally got it! :drofl:
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Postby cracker39 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:27 pm

brad vk2qq wrote:And the Buddhist Monk who ordered a hotdog.
The vendor asked "What do you want on it?
The Monk replied "Make me one with everything".


Ouch...I had to think about that one and overtaxed some of the few brain cells I got left. :O
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Postby TonyCooper » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:18 am

Saturdays Humor of the day....

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a ... super calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
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Postby madjack » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:21 am

:frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened: :frightened:
..................................... 8)

p.s. the worst thing is I was singing along with it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Spadinator » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:12 am

I was singing along too!!!

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TonyCooper wrote:Saturdays Humor of the day....

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a ... super calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.
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Postby s4son » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:44 am

A three legged dog walks into a bar.
The bar tender says "We don't serve your kind in here."
The dog says, "I don't want a drink. I'm lookin for the man that shoot my paw."


Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Postby Kevin A » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:06 am

A college student at a recent football game challenged a senior
citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their
generation to understand his.

"You grew up in a different world," the student said...loud enough for
the whole crowd to hear.

"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked
on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing, and, uh .."
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Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so
we invented them, you little sh**! Now what the hell are you doing
for the next generation??"
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Postby madjack » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:29 am

....I have had to clean my monitor several times over these jokes, but before the PC crowd starts filling my in box let us remember to be the sensitive folks that we are(yeah right) and try to keep them ethnic neutral.............please
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Postby TonyCooper » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:27 am

Sundays Humor of the Day

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Postby Arne » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:20 am

Fellow stops at a farm. Sees a 3 legged pig, and remarks about it to the farmer... farmer says it is real smart pig, saved his daughter from drowning in the pond.... fellow asks about the missing pig leg... farmer says, a pig that smart, you don't eat it all at once (rim shot).
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