Humor of the Day
by Chris C » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:26 pm
Sue, that's too easy..........................we are all creatures of habit. You do know how it works, don't you?
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by gman » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:16 pm
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
>>> > ostrich behind him.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A
>>> > hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
>>> > ostrich,
>>> >
>>> > "What's yours?"
>>> >
>>> > "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>>> >
>>> > A short time later the waitress returns with the
>>> > order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man
>>> > reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
>>> > change for payment.
>>> >
>>> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
>>> > the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
>>> >
>>> > The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man
>>> > reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>>> >
>>> > This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The
>>> > usual?" asks the waitress.
>>> >
>>> > "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
>>> > baked potato, and salad," says the man.
>>> >
>>> > Same," says the ostrich.
>>> >
>>> > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That
>>> > will be $32.62."
>>> >
>>> > Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
>>> > pocket and places it on the table.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
>>> >
>>> > "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
>>> > with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
>>> >
>>> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
>>> > cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
>>> > rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
>>> > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
>>> > anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
>>> > the right amount of money would always be there."
>>> >
>>> > "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
>>> > would wish for a million dollars or something, but
>>> > you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
>>> > you live!"
>>> >
>>> > "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
>>> > Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
>>> > the man.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the
>>> > ostrich?"
>>> >
>>> > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish
>>> > was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
>>> > agrees with everything I say."
>
>>> > ostrich behind him.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A
>>> > hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
>>> > ostrich,
>>> >
>>> > "What's yours?"
>>> >
>>> > "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>>> >
>>> > A short time later the waitress returns with the
>>> > order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man
>>> > reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
>>> > change for payment.
>>> >
>>> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
>>> > the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
>>> >
>>> > The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man
>>> > reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>>> >
>>> > This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The
>>> > usual?" asks the waitress.
>>> >
>>> > "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
>>> > baked potato, and salad," says the man.
>>> >
>>> > Same," says the ostrich.
>>> >
>>> > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That
>>> > will be $32.62."
>>> >
>>> > Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his
>>> > pocket and places it on the table.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
>>> >
>>> > "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
>>> > with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
>>> >
>>> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
>>> > cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I
>>> > rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
>>> > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
>>> > anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
>>> > the right amount of money would always be there."
>>> >
>>> > "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
>>> > would wish for a million dollars or something, but
>>> > you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
>>> > you live!"
>>> >
>>> > "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
>>> > Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says
>>> > the man.
>>> >
>>> > The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the
>>> > ostrich?"
>>> >
>>> > The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish
>>> > was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who
>>> > agrees with everything I say."
>
Junk is something you've kept for years
And throw away three weeks before you need it.
And throw away three weeks before you need it.
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