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Postby slowcowboy » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:06 pm

I am heading down a dirt road though the sagebrush in Wyoming I got my limet by 8 am on a lake in Wyoming. I got 10 perch on board and am towing my boat. I got the radio turned on to 101 out of thermopolis and the talk show comes on......its Friday moring. I am headed home to goes...........old guy buys a corvette from a minneosota dealership.....hes headed down the road the wind blowing though whats left of his hair recails his child hood and with out realizing it steps down on the gas pedal..........soon hes doing 120 down the highway. and looks in the rear view mirror
and sees blue flashing he pulls over the MN trooper strolls up to the guy in the corvette.......sir..............its frieday and its 3 pm my shifts over in a half a hour........tell you what
you tell me a better story than I have heard before why you were driving so fast and I will let you go...............the old guy in the covette thinks a while..............well sir he goes

....years a go my wife ran off with a Minnesota highway trooper...........I thought you were bring her had to go............

have a nice day folks...........just slowcowboy here..........
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Postby Woodbutcher » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:47 pm

LOL, good one!
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Postby rebapuck » Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:27 am

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