by SmokeyBob » Fri Dec 04, 2015 10:08 am
A group of 20-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should
go for dinner. They agreed on the Ocean View Restaurant
because the food was cheap and the waiters were cute.
Ten years later, the same group of 30-year-old friends talked
about where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed
to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had lots of
brands of beer on tap, free snacks, a good band, no cover and
there were always lots of good-looking guys.
Ten years later, at 40 years old, the group once again debated
where to meet for dinner. They settled on the Ocean View
Restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was close to the
gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many
whiny little kids.
Ten years later the 50-year-old freinds emailed each other
about where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they arranged
to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis were
big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.
Ten years later, at 60 years of age, the group IM'd about
meeting for dinner. They decided on the Ocean View Restaurant
because the food there was good, the wine list was decent, they
had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good
for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, the 70-year-old friends Tweeted about where
to meet for dinner. They settled on the Ocean View Restaurant
because lighting was good and they had an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 80 years old, the group discussed on
Facebook about where they should meet for dinner. They decided
to get together at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food
wasn't too spicy and the restaurant is handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, the 90-year-old group got together at the
nursing home to talk about going out for dinner. They agreed
that they should have the van take them to the Ocean View
Restaurant because they had never been there before.