This is the one that got me banned from telling jokes at the dinner table (guess what we were having):
Why is pea soup better than roast beef?
Anyone can roast beef.
Tom
TimC wrote:Hilarious guys!
Hope you don't mind that I'm stealing some of these so I can get some eye rolls during Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Tom&Shelly wrote:Friend of mine was a spell checker at the M&M factory. But he got fired.
Kept throwing away the W's
Tom
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