Bad Jokes

[Tom&Shelly]

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[Tom&Shelly]

For some reason I can't seem to add to the Dad Jokes thread tonight, so here's a new one.

I found a romantic movie for Shelly and me to watch together on Valentines Day. It's about an older couple who travel around the country dragging a converted utility trailer with them. A real tear jerker!

It's a Haulmark Classic!

Tom

 

[DJ Davis]

Agreed. I can't add anything, either. A hint from the moderators, maybe? I'll follow your lead for a bad joke.

When I was younger, I found out that sex could be in tents. (intense, for you that don't quite get it)

 

[DJ Davis]

I told a joke while on a Zoom call meeting yesterday and nobody laughed. It would appear that I am not even remotely funny.

 

[DJ Davis]

Late last night, fortunately after it had closed, a drunk driver rammed his car into a local Chinese restaurant. There was reportedly won-ton destruction.

 

[rjgimp]

I used to collect old magazines and there got to be so many boxes of them I just couldn't keep them in my house anymore.

I had a lot of issues.

 

[rjgimp]

A friend told me I should never eat donuts for breakfast. I told her that my Grandmother lived to be 100. She asked, "Did she eat donuts for breakfast?” I said, "No; she minded her own business."

 

[Tom&Shelly]

I admit I'm a sloppy eater. My solution is to keep a special sweat shirt that I put on only for meals. When I spill, it's always on the same garment so the rest of my wardrobe stays clean.

If I were a nun, I would have one bad habit.

Tom

 

[DJ Davis]

I admit I'm a sloppy eater. My solution is to keep a special sweat shirt that I put on only for meals. When I spill, it's always on the same garment so the rest of my wardrobe stays clean.

If I were a nun, I would have one bad habit.

Tom

Amen, to that.

 

[rjgimp]

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those.
I gave him my electric bill.