Dad Jokes

[Tom&Shelly]

Shelly asked if we could watch my mother-in-law's dog while we move her into her new home. Somehow, now we are keeping the dog indefinitely. I think I was tricked!

Anyway, I converted a dis-used outhouse in back of our cabin into a doghouse. Yep, that dog's going to live in my head, rent free!

Tom

 

[DJ Davis]

My wife applied for a job at the post office, but they wouldn't letter...she's not mail.

 

[Tom&Shelly]

I want our new dog to take a nap (because I need one) but he wants me to play fetch.

Maybe I should lock him in his cage on the charge of resisting a rest.

Tom

PS--Not really--I couldn't do it!

 

[DJ Davis]

Did you hear about the family of beavers whose house fell in on them? Dam near killed 'em.

 

[Tom&Shelly]

I keep getting spam trying to get me to upgrade to something called "Anderson Windows".

I dunno. I've been running Windows XP for years and it still seems to be doing okay.

Tom

 

[DJ Davis]

To the people who work at the avocado factory: please start putting a different toy in them. I have more than enough of the little wooden balls.