Dad Jokes

[Tom&Shelly]

Friend of mine back in college got a summer job as a counselor at a summer camp that advertised "extreme camping". It was in tents.

Tom

 

[DJ Davis]

How does a Daddy electron watch his baby electron?

He keeps an ion him.

 

[DJ Davis]

Why does my 10,000-year-old Himalayan sea salt have a "Best by" date on it...?

 

[DJ Davis]

This morning I was freshening up with my bottle of Axe Men's body spray and accidently sprayed some into my mouth. I now speak with an axe scent.

 

[DJ Davis]

I'm not broke. I'm pre-rich.

 

[DJ Davis]

I hired a local handyman and gave him a list of several jobs to do for me. He only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. It seems he works odd jobs.