They came from all directions...

[madjack]

...naw Boo, you lived doawn heah, doan ya remember tha suthernnn drawwwl...
madjack

[Boodro]

So THATS what it meant! I didn't know that! Oh well I thinks mes getting goofy , time for bed! See ya later!

[madjack]

...who told ya Elvis is dead...why shoot, I saw him at the Piggly Wiggly buying bannanas and peanut butter just last week
madjack

[Woody]

I dunna know,CHUPA............CABRA

[madjack]

... where's Ira
madjack

[Woody]

It is night he said he would not venture out at night camping because of the CHUPA.........CABRA So he isnt' here

[madjack]

...yeah ya gotta look out for them 4' tall bat like demonic creatures with red glowing eyes. Oh and dont forget the bloody fangs and razor sharp talons
madjack

[Woody]

4' tall WOW now that is one big goatsucker to contend with, I tell you and Fangs also. WHOA, I bet it can jump too. Pretty nimble little guys Huh

[madjack]

...jump, hell these guys can fly, that's what makes 'em so dangerous...so remember, when you hear something bump the top of your tear at night...well just stay inside, it's safer that way.
madjack

[Woody]

Okay, will do, making mental note. If noise on roof is heard, might be Goatsucker, whatever I do, don't go outside, send wife instead. Thanks for the warning Madjack, I owe you one for saving my life

[Woody]

Also, do they smell? I had heard they did.

[madjack]

Okay, will do, making mental note. If noise on roof is heard, might be Goatsucker, whatever I do, don't go outside. Thanks for the warning Madjack, I owe you one for saving my life

...no problem Woody, I posted that as a public service anyway...also, if you go outside at night to, well go(ya know what I mean) don't look up, it'll be quicker and less fearful that way(and your feet stay dry if nothing is there)

...Smell, heck yeah they smell. If you open your window at night and smell something damp...well, ya best shut that window and pull the covers up. Alternately if you smell something like a wet old billy goat, you are probably safe because they have allready fed

madjack

P.s. all of the above is brought to you as a pulic service

[Woody]

Thanks Madjack for the PSA notice, I had no idea it was that scary. I will make sure not to get my shoes wet either. I will have to take care of any of that business before the sun goes down, because there is nothing worse than going on your shoes in the dark. And the glowing RED eyes would sure make me do that and how. I guess I could always use some plastic wrap or something on my shoes to prevent that from happening. It sure would be embarrassing for any one on the board to find that out that I wet my shoes

[madjack]

...your welcome and yes Woody, it is a scary world out there around the campground. As for your shoes, keep a couple of plastic bread wrappers around and just pull over your shoes...that is if you absolutely haveta go out at night...that way if any accidents occur, no one will ever know...just take 'em off and leave 'em laying on ground, when you get up in the morning, make a show of cursing somebodies dog for soaking your prized bread wrappers
madjack

[Woody]

Bread wrappers, never thought of that. Making another mental note to save bread wrappers. Do I save the little wire twisty thingie also. Hey Madjack, resident CHUPACABRA expert, I had heard of some unsavory, indiscriminate and aggresive nocturnal breeding behavior associated with them also. Could you elaborate on this so called behavior as part of your PSA notice of why you should be careful while camping in there habitat? You know some DO'S and DON"T'S pointers

You know from the title of this thread could mean anything........... including that