This is the thread I was looking for. I only went through 23 pages of "bear" search results to find it. This is an entertaining thread that deserves a bump.

Which brings up a question: Other than Tony Latham's paw prints that might have been from a bear that stepped in white paint, any other bear stories to relate?
Also, I'm planning a road trip through bear country this summer. Up through northern Canada to Alaska.
I haven't spent any appreciable time in bear country, so there might be a story or 2 to relate when I get out of the hospital from the bear mauling every greenhorn is sure they're going to get.

It'll be okay as long as I don't end up as bear poop. Ewwww! :yuck:
I think I'm somewhat prepared. I just want to make myself as obnoxious to nearby bears as possible, without annoying the neighbors. I know I can do it with people, why not for bears, too?

Got the bear bell. Gonna get the spray. Gonna bring the Large Firearm. I just discovered that portable electric fences exist. The people selling them think they're great for bear country.

Are these worth the time, effort and money? What else do I need?