Camping & intimacy

[mechmagcn]

guilty, but I guess back in those more frisky days we were pop-up campers too

[Engineer Guy]

A really uppity Neighbor had a Dog that barked nonstop while they were gone, but stopped upon their return to the House. So, they never heard the noise from the poor Pooch locked in their Garage. This Wench was the type to put plastic on the Couch, etc., to prevent ANY chance of dirt, not to mention Dog Hair... REALLY over the top.

A Neighbor audio-taped the Dog. He popped the Tape into his Stereo, and perched some Speakers on his open Window, facing their House. When they returned, he pressed 'Play' and cranked up the volume. Several of us were crying, we were laughing so hard. After some yelling and confrontation in the Street, it got resolved.

With that solution in mind, burning the audio to a CD/DVD from this classic Film scene and pressing 'Play' at the Campground sure would be a fun way to alert the 'amorous' that they were being obvious, eh?

When Harry Met Sally

[Wimperdink]

meh.... If you don't want to see what happens in the shadows... don't adjust your eyes to look there. Human nature is what it is. I won't purposely put on a show but if your going to come close enough to my site to look in my windows... well then its on you if you get offended.

USA seems to feel like they should never have to feel offended. If a man pee's even discretely in public he can be arrested and have to file as a sex offender. In other countries I've visited, its common practice to walk behind the closest bush and let'er rip.. People in those countries just turn their back to it and don't give it a second thought.

I think most people know to keep their personal activities personal... there is the odd couple that want to make a show of it... if you don't like it.. walk away. If you do like it, pull up a chair and grab a cold beer.

If you can't walk away because your set up right next to them... pour coolaid and crushed oreo crackers, in the grass next to their area and invite some ants to their picnic.

[2bits]

Honestly I think camping is romantic and SHOULD lead to intimacy. I think the primary issue is inappropriately doing so. Where do we all draw the line is just how you were raised and the "beauty" of this trailer park we call the camp ground Warn your kids, and just move along if you come across something that goes against your moral sway. I think being intimate in front of the campfire with your loved one is great as long as your spot is set up in a secluded way. If you are on a corner lot with very little trees, then yes it is best to save it for the trailer. I've never made love on the beach but I think most people male and female think that would be romantic. The trick is that it needs to be a secluded beach

[Shadow Catcher]

I just envision the days I used to roam the hills near Napa California and since there was no "facility" would just letter fly on a deserving bush. The difficulty was I have severe reactions to poison oak, you can fill in the...
I can just see an "intimate moment" with repercussions from encounters with poison oak/ivy

[azmotoman]

A motion detector light system might stop that kind of behavior. Someone had one installed on their TD in Arizona a couple of months ago. Many people didn't like it, but I can now see a use for it.

[SteveF]

A really uppity Neighbor had a Dog that barked nonstop while they were gone, but stopped upon their return to the House. So, they never heard the noise from the poor Pooch locked in their Garage. This Wench was the type to put plastic on the Couch, etc., to prevent ANY chance of dirt, not to mention Dog Hair... REALLY over the top.

A Neighbor audio-taped the Dog. He popped the Tape into his Stereo, and perched some Speakers on his open Window, facing their House. When they returned, he pressed 'Play' and cranked up the volume. Several of us were crying, we were laughing so hard. After some yelling and confrontation in the Street, it got resolved.

With that solution in mind, burning the audio to a CD/DVD from this classic Film scene and pressing 'Play' at the Campground sure would be a fun way to alert the 'amorous' that they were being obvious, eh?

When Harry Met Sally

This reminds me of the gal that was dating a guy on my dorm floor in college. We called her "the screamer." I'll leave it to your imaginations why but suffice to say she earned that nickname in spades. One night a few of us were sitting around drinking and gettin' loose and she started up so we just started screaming back. Far from being embarassed and shutting up, she came knocking at the door, wrapped in a sheet and accused us of making fun of her. Shame is relative I guess...

Being a mountain biker I've come across a few couples (and singles!) on trails that they evidently thought were much more remote than they really were, doing stuff that I wasn't expecting to see or wanting to interrupt. One couple had their blanket spread completely across a little bridge and I had to stop and wait while they rolled off each other and pulled the blanket up so I could ride past. Middle of the day, this, broad daylight on a very popular biking and hiking trail! Crazy...

[Miriam C.]

Honestly I think camping is romantic and SHOULD lead to intimacy. I think the primary issue is inappropriately doing so. Where do we all draw the line is just how you were raised and the "beauty" of this trailer park we call the camp ground Warn your kids, and just move along if you come across something that goes against your moral sway. I think being intimate in front of the campfire with your loved one is great as long as your spot is set up in a secluded way. If you are on a corner lot with very little trees, then yes it is best to save it for the trailer. I've never made love on the beach but I think most people male and female think that would be romantic. The trick is that it needs to be a secluded beach

I am wondering if we should encourage you or leave you to see for yourself.... Take a blanket! This is not the time to be spontaneous. Imagine sand EVERYWHERE!

[deceiver]

"As for letting her fly when going bathroom come to wyoming the normal civalied state.

We go where we want and we don't go to jail. we use the hole state to go bathroom and no one will put us in jail unlike the more modern states."
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I drove through Wyoming for the first time last year. Four days before we saw another person. You can pee anywhere

[deceiver]

"]As for letting her fly when going bathroom come to wyoming the normal civalied state.

We go where we want and we don't go to jail. we use the hole state to go bathroom and no one will put us in jail unlike the more modern states."

I drove through Wyoming for the first time last year. Four days before we saw another person. You can pee anywhere

[2bits]

Miriam you are a hoot! LOL You know that is the classic line right, "to make love on the beach"... and it is usually from a female. I've actually never contemplated the mechanics of it, not to mention jelly fish! Sometimes it's best left in the novels I guess haha

I was supposed to go last weekend in the teardrop with the South Central group but couldn't. Since it was a group event, I would have left that in the trailer.

[doug hodder]

If you have ever camped on the floor of Yosemite, you know just how close the camping sites are to each other. Several years ago, while camping in the Upper Loop, the couple next door started up about 7:30 in the morning. Not a big deal, but their tent only had a screen top on it and they were only about 25' away. My niece's 7 year old looked up from her Count Chocula and started asking questions. Uncle Doug didn't have the right answers to stop her questioning. I suggested...let's let the dog find out...I threw the ball over to the side of the tent...Daisy...who loved tennis balls, raced over and crashed into the tent and brought it back. Next thing I knew.....the rangers were over there talking to me........








They talked to me about disturbing the piece......... True story, 'cept the Ranger thing. Doug

[vreihen]

where do think the wyoming cowboys go when they are out gathering cows

Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope pee.....

[chorizon]

My only experience was with two young couples in a neighboring site. One couple retired early to their tent, and with the light on inside began some "questionable" activities, with a full shadow show for the campground. No more than a minute or two into the show, the other couple explained their error and the light went out.

LOL! Reminds me of the "Austin Powers Tent Scene". HIGH-larious! Funniest part of the whole movie.
Come to think of it it was the only funny part in that movie!

Austin Powers Tent Scene

[nevadatear]

by the by Doug, love the new Avatar. Is that you in your count chocula?