A few dummmm questions

[tonyj]

So, that makes you one nut short of a funny farm?

My shop troll is apparently also involved in woodworking--it is always taking my tape measure and pencil. I just wish it would get frustrated by the condition in the shop and clean it up a bit. Wait a minute, maybe I haven't been making as big a mess as I thought. What in the world is it building?

[Chris C]

Oh yes, shop trolls are know to steal tape measures. They also often change the numbers on tape measures. Maybe that's why I so often cut wood incorrectly..............ya think?

[PaulC]

Shop Trolls That explains why I spend half my time looking for the tools that I just put down Quick little blighters.

Cheers
Paul

[Yahnozha]

Shop Trolls That explains why I spend half my time looking for the tools that I just put down Quick little blighters.

They must multiply quickly, i have the same problem with tools *missing* for periods of time....

[Miriam C.]

Must be it. Trolls. I have even looked in the fridge. Not one nut shy but two. I had an extra. No funny farm here. Well I guess it was funny cause I decided it must be under the trailer and got my hand in black gunk. Touched the fridge, and the door and the bowl in the sink, and the sink handle, the zap bottle and a few other things. Seems the madder I got the more black stuff appeared on stuff.

Oh yeah and it rained too hard to pick up my side wood.
Then I realized the drill wouldn't tighten the bolts completely.
Yep you guessed it, not did I get my knuckles once, 3 times on the same bolt.

How to know it is break time. Good thing you guys are here to cheer up this thread.
Aunti M