Looking for a crash site? Or Industrial espionage?

[Joanne]

After Ira's close call with the GoodYear blimp a couple of years ago, I became quite concerned when the Sanyo blimp started flying circles around the neighborhood this past weekend. I wasn't real excited about the prospect of getting my picture in the paper because the blimp crashed on my tear. It passed right over the house a couple of times, but I couldn't get pictures except straight up at the bottom of the blimp. On the other hand, they might have heard about my trailer and wanted to get a closer look!!

Joanne

[Miriam C.]

Good morning Joanne,
You are probably right. I think I see a camera sticking out of there.

Great picture, I went back to your web site today to be sure I remember everything. It's the little details that help. Thanks

Miriam

[madjack]

...it's a conspiracy I tell ya, a conspiracy...today it is white blimps...tonight it will be black heliocopters
madjack(looking over shoulder)

[bledsoe3]

Joanne, Quick, go buy one of those portable carports (with the sides). Then cover it with camo netting. They'll never find you that way!

[repete]

Don't forget to line the underside with aluminum foil!! That way they won't be able to use your own brainwaves to find you!!

[Joanne]

Good morning Joanne,
You are probably right. I think I see a camera sticking out of there.

Great picture, I went back to your web site today to be sure I remember everything. It's the little details that help. Thanks

Miriam

Hi Miriam,

I'm really glad that people find my site useful. It makes me feel like the effort is worthwhile. (Also that it's not just a self indulgent momunent to my ego.)

Joanne

[Joanne]

...it's a conspiracy I tell ya, a conspiracy...today it is white blimps...tonight it will be black heliocopters
madjack(looking over shoulder)

I live just a few miles from Area 51. The black helecopters are real! I've seen them. The pilots are are kind of short and have greenish skin. The antennae sticking out of their heads is a dead giveaway. (Remember Uncle Martin?).

Joanne

[Joanne]

Joanne, Quick, go buy one of those portable carports (with the sides). Then cover it with camo netting. They'll never find you that way!

Why didn't I think of that? I'll have to paint my tools camo so they won't see them when I'm working. Come to think of it, why haven't any of the manufacturers started selling camo tools yet? With ideas like that I should be on The Apprentice.

Joanne

[Joanne]

Don't forget to line the underside with aluminum foil!! That way they won't be able to use your own brainwaves to find you!!

Brainwaves? That's making a big assumption!!

Besides being stylish, the nice things about the aluminum hats is that the pilots of the black helecopters can't beam those funny thoughts into my brain any more. Now if I can just get those voices to quit coming out of the TV. I unplugged it but they are still in here.


Joanne (That's $9sje98se8 if you speak Jocklidiam 3)

[Joseph]

I'll have to paint my tools camo so they won't see them when I'm working.

Yeah, but then you won't be able to see them either! I'm at the age where it's hard enough to find a tool I put down just a moment ago - if I painted them camo I'd need a metal detector to find them again!

Joseph