disco circuit. They jammed for many years till one night, after a gig
and a few beers, they stepped out of a club and were run down and killed by
a Mack truck. Larry the Lobster goes to heaven and Sand the Crab goes to
hell.
One day Larry says to St. Peter, "I sure miss my old buddy Sand, I hear
he has his own disco down there in Hell. Do you think I could go visit him and
jam some, just one more time?" St. Peter says, "I think you can have a one
time, one-evening pass to Hell to jam with Sand Crab."
Larry is elated and asks St. Peter for an instrument. "All we have in
Heaven are harps," he says. Larry the Lobster shrugs and says, "That
will just have to do!"
So Larry goes off to Hell and has a fantastic time. He and Sand jam all
night, just like the old days. When he comes back and sees St. Peter,
he thanks him profusely for the pass. But St. Peter just looks at Larry
funny and asks him, "Aren't you forgetting something?" Larry thinks for a
second, then smacks his forehead and says ...
(Wait for it....)
"I left my harp in Sand Crab's Disco!."
