Dad Jokes

[Tom&Shelly]

Just bought some tools from the guy next door. He always has low prices as long as you don't ask too many questions. A good fence makes a great neighbor!

Tom

[rjgimp]

The guy at the furniture store assured me the sofa would seat five people without any problems.

Then it occurred to me... I don't even know five people without any problems.

[Tom&Shelly]

I once dated a girl named Peg Board. She ended up marrying a real tool.

Red Green

[rjgimp]

I’m not raking my lawn this fall. I’ve decided to take the path of leaf resistance!

[Tom&Shelly]

Heard there was quite a debate at the Edgewood PTA meeting last night over whether the high school wood shop program should be reinstituted. Mr Woods had some solid points but Sanders wore him down.

Tom

[Tom&Shelly]

Just saw a technical report on the uses of dessicant in industry. It was dry reading.

Tom

[Tom&Shelly]

Our village is so small the doctor doubles as the town mechanic. We have a problem with rodents making nests and peeing in our Tundra's engine compartment. He diagnosed it as a UTI: Urinary Truck Infestation.

Tom