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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Sat Jan 18, 2025 9:41 pm

What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrple.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Sun Jan 19, 2025 8:58 pm

Never blame someone else for the road you're on. That's your own asphalt.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Mon Jan 20, 2025 2:47 pm

Did you hear about the guy who tried to see which router was more powerful, his Netgear N300 300 Mbps, or his Bosch 2 1/4 HP?

There were bits flying everywhere! :?

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Thu Jan 23, 2025 8:18 pm

Self defense tip: If you're ever attacked by circus clowns, go for the juggler.

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby rjgimp » Sat Jan 25, 2025 3:34 am

If you let someone shenan, they will certainly shenanigan.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Sat Jan 25, 2025 10:53 pm

Did you hear about the crook who ran down the avenue stealing plain hot dogs right off of the grills of the street vendors? Police went after him with relish!

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Sun Jan 26, 2025 9:18 am

I'd never realized that cottage cheese isn't really cheese. It's just a curd to me.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby rjgimp » Tue Jan 28, 2025 6:24 pm

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Spelled backwards it still reads:

Was it a car or a cat I saw?
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Tue Jan 28, 2025 11:14 pm

rjgimp wrote:Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Spelled backwards it still reads:

Was it a car or a cat I saw?


:thumbsup: Wow :thumbsup:

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Fri Jan 31, 2025 8:27 pm

What did Wayne say when he tried a soy milkshake?

"No whey Garth!"

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby halfdome, Danny » Sat Feb 01, 2025 7:26 pm

I asked the lifeguard why he didn’t rescue that hippie.
He said he was way too far out.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Tom&Shelly » Sun Feb 02, 2025 8:56 pm

Just watched a documentary on early metalurgy.

Seems a big problem processing iron ore was the amount of sulfur in many deposits: Smelt terrible!

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby DJ Davis » Mon Feb 03, 2025 2:31 pm

I went to the zoo this weekend and saw a French baguette in a cage. The sign said it was bread in captivity.
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