An Old Farmer's Advice:

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An Old Farmer's Advice:

Postby halfdome, Danny » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:54 pm

An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen, anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'."
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.


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An Old Farmer . . . .

Postby rooster » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:12 pm

Danny, That old farmer had some good words of wisdom. :thumbsup:

Just, mayby I learned a little something . . . . :thinking:

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Postby madjack » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:15 pm

...VERY goooooood advice to live by Danny.................. 8)
...I have come to believe that, conflict resolution, through violence, is never acceptable.....................mj
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Postby Miriam C. » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:14 pm

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'


Ya Think! :D I resemble that. :lol:
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Re: An Old Farmer . . . .

Postby halfdome, Danny » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:03 pm

rooster wrote:Danny, That old farmer had some good words of wisdom. :thumbsup:

Just, mayby I learned a little something . . . . :thinking:

Jim

Hey Jim, How you doing? I haven't seen or heard from you (on the forum) since your visit to my place. Got that teardrop almost done now?
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