What a nightmare last night--I need professional help

[Miriam C.]

I had a dream about your avatar!

This is going to look real good after Ira's avatar becomes somewhat normal at a future poin and someone decides to take a look at old posts!

They'll have no clue what you meant!!!!

Elmo you might want to copy a picture of Ira's avatar and post it with your statement. There I saved you from a fate, well ya know.

[elmo]

By the way....I am only kidding about not seeing a new avatar! How could you not notice those beautiful set of.................beer taps behind the girl!

[Et Cetera]

...I woke up, relieved to realize that The Crab was indeed still safe, and that it was a good idea that I used screws and not glue, per the manager's suggestion...

To me it sounds like you might have a screw loose .

[EZ]

So, Ira, what was the unusual part of the dream, then?

Oh yeah, I forgot:

There were topless Las Vegas showgirls dancing on the sidewalk.

And you expect us to believe that you noticed your teardrop while this was going on???

[Ira]

HAHHHH!!!! To ALL!!!

But Dave--thanks for the interpretation. That's what this thread was all about in the first place:

It was a cry for HELP!

[Miriam C.]

I'm just a woman so explain to me just what it is you want help with. You have show girls on the sidewalk, a perfect excuse to rebuild your crab, a bar with her in it and all the guys wanna be you. So what's the problem exactly other than you didn't slam on the brakes when you passed topless show girls.... Oh I get it.

I guess turning around and chasing a broken crab instead might be a bit disconcerting.

[Jiminsav]

Ira, this dream is a prophesy, you know deep down in your heart that you should have used some glue on those sides, and your sub conscious is just waiting to see the crab boil over into the wind one day.

what I think you need to do is get a gallon of glue and dump it down on the floor and shake the crab till the glue goes into all the nooks and crannies and then you'll sleep better knowing it;s secured.

seriously.

[s4son]

You think you had a bad dream. I had a dream about the girl in the avatar but when she spoke she had Ira's voice! I don't care who you are, that's a bad dream!


Scott F.

[rbeemer]

Scott,

Is that one of things that make you go brrrrrrr(shaking violently)

[Ira]

You think you had a bad dream. I had a dream about the girl in the avatar but when she spoke she had Ira's voice! I don't care who you are, that's a bad dream!


Scott F.

You don't know how funny that really is:

Not only do I have that annoying (to most) heavy Brooklyn accent, but my tone is not exactly top quality either.

Kind of a cross between Spongebob and Fran Drescher.