A womans guide to cowboy lingo

[Miriam C.]

I got this birthday card and I thought I would share the fun. The card is byLeaning Tree and the Author is Wendy Liddle.

Saddlebags: horrible jiggly things around our thighs.

Beef Jerky: hunky guy who says he is going to call and doesn't.

Bushwhack: what we do to get ready for swimsuit season.

Horseshoe: Cute, strappy sandals that make feet look too big.

Round Up: What to do when guessing a rivals age or weight.

Sashay: scented bag of stuff to put in underwear drawer.

L'asso: that sleazy French guy who keeps pestering you for a date.

Square dance: getting stuck with a guy with 2 left feet

Wild Bill: Being overcharged for auto repairs just 'cause we're girls.

[Mary K]

Good ones!!

Ya know why the cowboy sitting in middle between the driver and passenger in a pickup truck is the smartest of the three cowboys???


Because he doesn't have to get out and open the gate.

Mk

[sdtripper2]

M:

I got a chuckle out of your Cowboy lingo fer women.

I liked this one:
L'asso: that sleazy French guy who keeps pestering you fer a date.

[Laredo]

Aw, yeah, cowboy logic.

Sit in the middle. You don't have to drive, and you don't have to open the gate.

Never squat with your spurs on.

Don't aggravate the cook.

Bring an extra bandanna.

Fear the government and the bank in equal measure.