Smart Monkey

[cracker39]

A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and
ordered a drink. While he was drinking, the monkey
jumped all around the place It grabbed some olives off
the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes
and ate them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one
of the billiard balls, stuck it in his mouth, and to
everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it whole.

The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what
your monkey just did?"

The guy said, "No, what?"

"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table...
whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he
eats everything in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue
ball and stuff." He finished his drink, paid his bar
bill and paid for the stuff the monkey ate and walked
out.

Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with
his monkey. He ordered a drink and the monkey started
running around the bar as before.

While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey
found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it,
stuck it up his rear, then pulled it out and ate it.
Then it found a peanut.. This, too, he stuck up his
rear, pulled it out and ate it.

The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your
monkey did now?" he asked.

"No, what?" replied the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt,
pulled it out and ate it. The same with a peanut!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. " said the guy. "He
still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had
to pass that cue ball, he measures everything
first."

[Mary K]

Mk

[Ira]

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