Well, got my first wound overhere

[MSG Hall]

Excellent! I was wondering if someone would catch that flaw in my report…

[SkipperSue]

That spider pic is a fake. It was floating around here at work about a year ago. Look it up on Snopes.com, it tells all about it. There is a camel spider and they look like those in the picture but they are WAY smaller than that.

[Mary K]

That spider pic is a fake. It was floating around here at work about a year ago. Look it up on Snopes.com, it tells all about it. There is a camel spider and they look like those in the picture but they are WAY smaller than that.

Oh, well, It's still creepy

[edlfrey]

... has blister agent for blood and when he was crawling up my arm under my sleeve, I smooshed him (smooshed is a technical military term) I got the blister agent on my arm…. it’s intent in this case was not hostile towards any collation forces. .. Therefore said bug has been classified as a non-combatant.

The "intent" was not hostile? Using a biological weapon for "self defense" as a "non-combatant"?
It in no wonder you have such a difficult job to do over there. Thanks for yor service!