Sex Therapy "devon Style

[sforrest]

A Devon couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The therapist asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The therapist raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.


When the couple finishes, the therapist says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says
goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment,
have intercourse with no problems, pay the therapist, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
my house. The Holiday Inn charges £99. The Hilton charges £139. We
do it here for £50, and I get £45 back from BUPA...!

[Mini Renegade]