Careful where you put your hands...

[48Rob]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[Sonetpro]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'

[Mike C.]

Great.........I just sprayed coke out my nose......all over my monitor.

[dhazard]

Nitetime didn’t tell us about this when he was fixing his truck at Wal-Mart.

[Nitetimes]

Nitetime didn’t tell us about this when he was fixing his truck at Wal-Mart.

I put my jeans on just to avoid that very problem!!
I might have been talking to the police had I not changed out of my shorts!
Figured I'd keep that little detail under wraps tho.

[Dean in Eureka, CA]

Nitetime didn’t tell us about this when he was fixing his truck at Wal-Mart.

Rich's new name shall be "Gash"

[dhazard]

Rich, Thanks for keeping that little detail under wraps…

[Nitetimes]

Here's something else you might enjoyed. I posted this in another thread.

Well that hurt!!!!
Short story this time.
I was out busting brush in the woods below my house trying to reclaim some of the yard that was here sometime long before I moved in and I was actually doing quite well until.................

I somehow manage to uncover an entire yellow jacket nest............ and let me tell you they were pi$$ed !!!!!!
I felt something on my ankle as I was backing up, reached down to swat it and when I looked up the whole kit 'n' kaboodle of them were in a very large organized bunch moving in my direction quickly! Now here I am trapped inside my skid and here they come..............drop bucket, turn off key and bail!!!! Running didn't do as much good as I had hoped cause apparently before I got out I was covered in them!!! OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!
I have now got a welt on my right ankle, the back of my right bicep, my left forearm and my very favorite one.......you'll love this....my right butt cheek has got a very painful welt on it too!!!! I think I've got one on my neck too but he didn't do a very good job. Them little bastards just didn't want to give up. Took me at least 10 minutes to get them all off. If it weren't as close to dark as it was I think I'd have got stung quite a bit more but I think some of them were half asleep.
How's that for a fun night???