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Postby swissarmygirl » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:10 pm

Men: Please do not vote with your penis!
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Postby Nitetimes » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:16 pm

swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!


Mmmm, why not?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm voting for me so I guess that rules that out anyway. Unless of course I can reach the buttons with................ ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby swissarmygirl » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:18 pm

Nitetimes wrote:
swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!


Mmmm, why not?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm voting for me so I guess that rules that out anyway. Unless of course I can reach the buttons with................ ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Damn. Now it all makes sense. That's why the buttons are so low in the voting machines.
Sheesh. Men. :roll:
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Postby Nitetimes » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:20 pm

swissarmygirl wrote:
Nitetimes wrote:
swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!


Mmmm, why not?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm voting for me so I guess that rules that out anyway. Unless of course I can reach the buttons with................ ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Damn. Now it all makes sense. That's why the buttons are so low in the voting machines.
Sheesh. Men. :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: And the truth is revealed at last. 8) 8)
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Postby satch » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:23 pm

swissarmygirl wrote:
Nitetimes wrote:
swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!


Mmmm, why not?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm voting for me so I guess that rules that out anyway. Unless of course I can reach the buttons with................ ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Damn. Now it all makes sense. That's why the buttons are so low in the voting machines.
Sheesh. Men. :roll:


:lol: :lol: At my age ...well this is a family forum :lol:
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Postby elmo » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:05 am

At this point I really want to bring up "hanging chads", but I am way too classy for that!!! :lol:
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
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Postby Nitetimes » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:19 am

elmo wrote:At this point I really want to bring up "hanging chads", but I am way too classy for that!!! :lol:


Yeah right. 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby looped » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:47 am

swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!



ya know i think it would be funny to see the reporter trying not to laugh when reporting something about a man slapping his sir henry against the diebold voting machine and the ensuing arrest.
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Postby elmo » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:04 am

looped wrote:
swissarmygirl wrote:Men: Please do not vote with your penis!



ya know i think it would be funny to see the reporter trying not to laugh when reporting something about a man slapping his sir henry against the diebold voting machine and the ensuing arrest.


That is why you need to remember to pull the curtain, so no one can see you voting!! :yes:
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Postby caseydog » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:51 am

Well, it's great to see that, once again, the fine members of this forum have taken yet another thread down the path of adolescent sexual innuendo.
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Postby Nitetimes » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:53 am

caseydog wrote:Well, it's great to see that, once again, the fine members of this forum have taken yet another thread down the path of adolescent sexual innuendo.
:Oh Brother:

CD :lol:


Who? What? No!!! Never happen around here!!! :lol: :lol:
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