Teardrops n Tiny Travel Trailers

by **BILLYL** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:36 am

caseydog wrote:
cuyeda wrote:Tiger Wood's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactlyâ€¦ but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yardsâ€¦â€¦..

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnâ€™t decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

Ah, the good old celebrity screwed up jokes. Gotta love em.

And I heard that Tiger changed his name - (are you ready

) Yes - he has changed his name to CHEETAH.............

I'm sorry - but :lol:

Bill

by **Chris D** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:03 am

by **TENNJIM** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:46 pm

I understand she is the only person in golf that has ever given Tiger strokes. :lol:

Jim B / Utah

by **starleen2** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:54 pm

And Now the tape surfaces

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

by **Mike_La** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:45 pm

Ha, it's all another diversion(a favor of sorts), called in from the White House.

Oh no!! Did I just say that? :oops:

I apologize.

by **caseydog** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:57 pm

Etech wrote:Ha, it's all another diversion(a favor of sorts), called in from the White House.

Oh no!! Did I just say that?

I apologize.

Hmmmm. I have no evidence, but I am just certain Dick Cheney had something to to with this whole ordeal.

CD :thinking:

by **Mike_La** » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:21 pm

caseydog wrote:
Etech wrote:Ha, it's all another diversion(a favor of sorts), called in from the White House.

Oh no!! Did I just say that?

I apologize.

Hmmmm. I have no evidence, but I am just certain Dick Cheney had something to to with this whole ordeal.

CD

Shhhhhhh.....

by **Roly Nelson** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:26 pm

Have any of you hot-blooded manly studs seen the line up of hot, good looking women Tiger had in his harem? I may be pushing 80, but I can understand his failure to contain his urges. Problem is, he once gave an oath to be "faithful to his new wife, and until death do we part." On top of that he has young children, who will forever be impacted by his lack of proper marital conduct.

So that makes him a typical back-stabber, womanizer and all around lousy father. Shame on him.........Now, I wonder if we could get him interested in a TD or TTT, it might take his mind off of his self-inflicted troubles. Someday he might even be sharing golf stories with us with a glass of wine around the nightly campfire.

Roly

by **Kurt (Indiana)** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:30 pm

Roly Nelson wrote:Have any of you hot-blooded manly studs seen the line up of hot, good looking women Tiger had in his harem? I may be pushing 80, but I can understand his failure to contain his urges. Problem is, he once gave an oath to be "faithful to his new wife, and until death do we part." On top of that he has young children, who will forever be impacted by his lack of proper marital conduct.

So that makes him a typical back-stabber, womanizer and all around lousy father. Shame on him.........Now, I wonder if we could get him interested in a TD or TTT, it might take his mind off of his self-inflicted troubles. Someday he might even be sharing golf stories with us with a glass of wine around the nightly campfire.
Roly

Well said Roly. With age..comes wisdom. :thumbsup: