Anyone need a friend?

[48Rob]

Found on Illinois Craigslist;



http://chambana.craigslist.org/for/1770197248.html

Friendship - $10 (Champaign)

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Date: 2010-06-01, 3:53PM CDT
Reply to: see below

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I will be your friend for the low cost of buying me lunch! I will only be your friend in highly public places. Becoming my friend does not ensure that we will have a sustained friendship. I am hungry. Be my friend.





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[teardrop_focus]

I will only be your friend in highly public places.

[Roly Nelson]

Now if this friend has a rich, 80 year old grandmother that loves teardrops, give me a call and maybe we can hook up.
Roly

[hotrod]

they do windsheilds for .50 cents.....
I wonder how desperate some folks really are?? Evidently somewhere they have access to the internet?

[caseydog]

they do windsheilds for .50 cents.....
I wonder how desperate some folks really are?? Evidently somewhere they have access to the internet?

Hmmmmm, I wonder how well that ad works?

I'm pretty hungry.



CD

[dh]

I guess there are some people who live alone who hate going out alone.

I remember when I was living alone I always hated going out by myself somewhere that didn't have a bar. For some reason it is ok to sit at the bar by yourself. Huddle House was one of my favorites.

On the other hand I miss standing in the kitchen in my underwear eating Captain Crunch out of a paper bowl and calling it dinner.