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Postby Ira » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:39 pm

I finally got around to watching this at the office, so give me moment to dry the pee off my pants from laughing so hard.

And after just getting back from Disney, it was HYSTERICAL to catch parents yelling at their kids, trying to do it in a whisper, with such threats of...

"If you don't listen to me right now, I'm going to cut your b**** off and feed them to the ducks."

"You little S***! I F***** swear that I'm going to KILL you as soon as no one's around to see me!"

"You son of a b****! Go F*** yourself."

"This trip is costing me $3,000 f***** bucks and if you don't shut up and behave I'm going to take that money, convert it to pennies, and shove every d*** one of them right up your stinking a**!"

Disneyworld--such a magical place.
Here we go again!
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Postby Hardin Valley Magic » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:58 pm

:laughter: :rofl2: :rofl: :rofl2: Ira that is soooooo true it hurts!! :lol:
Just watching and listening to people around you in a crowd has to be one of the best ways to get a good laugh.
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Postby bledsoe3 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:17 am

Steve, it's only funny until it's your kids. :cry:
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Postby gailkaitschuck » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:27 am

bledsoe, you are so right!

As a teen, I remember sitting in a restaurant, watching some children out of control and saying to my friend "MY kids won't be like that".

God (or whomever) heard me and thought "Oh yeah; that's what YOU think!"

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