Today's Scorpio horoscope

[Redgloves]

Todays Scorpio horoscope:

You will be procactive and progressive when it comes to helping your loved ones, colleagues, and friends. Just be sure they really want it before you go after it for them.

I had a good laugh with this one, because the horoscope is right for once.

Oh, I could have fun with witty replies. Guess each request offering assistance will have to come with a lengthy legal document first stating that I am not responsible for your emotional termoil when providing assistance.

jean

[Steve_Cox]

Todays Scorpio horoscope:

You will be procactive and progressive when it comes to helping your loved ones, colleagues, and friends. Just be sure they really want it before you go after it for them.

I had a good laugh with this one, because the horoscope is right for once.

Oh, I could have fun with witty replies. Guess each request offering assistance will have to come with a lengthy legal document first stating that I am not responsible for your emotional termoil when providing assistance.

jean

Hi Jean,


Slow day at work? Let me be the 1st to request your help. My truck could use a good cleaning.

[Big Dan]

Do I need a lawer?

[Redgloves]

Todays Scorpio horoscope:

You will be procactive and progressive when it comes to helping your loved ones, colleagues, and friends. Just be sure they really want it before you go after it for them.

I had a good laugh with this one, because the horoscope is right for once.

Oh, I could have fun with witty replies. Guess each request offering assistance will have to come with a lengthy legal document first stating that I am not responsible for your emotional termoil when providing assistance.

jean

Well, your temp will be warmer then our right now, which is -2.
How about this weekend when the temp is to reach 40 here? If you leave now, you can get here in time.

jean

Hi Jean,


Slow day at work? Let me be the 1st to request your help. My truck could use a good cleaning.

[S. Heisley]

Just for kicks, here's what my Internet version said for your sign:

Scorpio

Slow down your output. It's much better to be a thinker right now than a doer.

Overview
You're against it -- whatever it is! Go right ahead and express your opposition to that idea or fad that is taking everyone by storm, as you need to burnish your iconoclastic creed and this is the perfect time.

[doug hodder]

We scorpio's need to stick together....reminds me of Groucho Marx singing in Horse Feathers....."whatever it is, I'm against it"