"Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace." ~ Anthony Burgess
"Five minutes of today are worth as much to me as five minutes in the next millennium. Let us be poised and wise and our own, today."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
~Harold Coffin