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Postby cs_whypt2 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:28 am

looped wrote:Neg's urban sports and the annoying devil


there are a couple words that are rough but overall good wholesome fun.


Yeah my brother showed me all of these. :lol:
Some of them are funny but I do not like the burger bowl off...thats the one where he throws food at people, right? Thats not my favorite...

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Postby Joseph » Mon May 26, 2008 1:49 pm

cs_whypt2 wrote:Some of them are funny but I do not like the burger bowl off...thats the one where he throws food at people, right? Thats not my favorite...

Can't say I care much for the Annoying Devil either...

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Postby cs_whypt2 » Mon May 26, 2008 4:55 pm

Joseph wrote:
cs_whypt2 wrote:Some of them are funny but I do not like the burger bowl off...thats the one where he throws food at people, right? Thats not my favorite...

Can't say I care much for the Annoying Devil either...

Joseph


Same

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Postby looped » Mon May 26, 2008 5:51 pm

okay that one bombed.. guess i wont be linking any doug stanhope to this forum :)

heres a try with Robin Williams talking about golf.. has some language though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_OmnP527Dw
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Postby Sam I am » Mon May 26, 2008 8:19 pm

Hilarious! I liked the dog poop mine field!
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Postby cs_whypt2 » Mon May 26, 2008 10:23 pm

Sam I am wrote:Hilarious! I liked the dog poop mine field!
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Yeah, I liked that.
See, it wasn't a bomb!!

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Postby looped » Mon May 26, 2008 10:58 pm

cs_whypt2 wrote:
Sam I am wrote:Hilarious! I liked the dog poop mine field!
:lol:


Yeah, I liked that.
See, it wasn't a bomb!!

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Well instead of asking for the okay i figured i would just link it with the appropriate disclaimers...


This guy uses alot but not too much profanity so timid ears might not want to watch this one.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 2047475988


another talking about how to deal with protesters..

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 2057328297
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Postby Muggnz » Wed May 28, 2008 2:05 am

Why we should not flirt!!!!!!!!!!
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to my dad ... apparently he had the time of his life.
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Postby madjack » Wed May 28, 2008 2:20 am

I heard he gave it to her brother...or her father...or his brother....or???????.................... 8)
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Postby Muggnz » Wed May 28, 2008 3:05 am

I thought it wasn't original. I just wish I'd been in the costume :D
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Postby cs_whypt2 » Wed May 28, 2008 5:07 pm

:o
Well....



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Yea watta ride

Postby TheBizMan » Wed May 28, 2008 5:55 pm

LIFES JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER, TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS TOTALLY WORN OUT SHOUTING, "HOLY Smoke, WATTA RIDE!!!!!!
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Postby wanders » Wed May 28, 2008 7:49 pm

One day at the airport, a gate agent stops a buzzard in the line to board a plane and asks to look in the buzzard's bag.

The buzzard opens his bag, and inside are two dead raccoons.

The gate agent says, "You'll have to check one of the raccoons." "Why?", asks the buzzard. "Airline policy", replies the gate agent. "Only one carrion per passenger."
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Postby gatorbuc47 » Thu May 29, 2008 9:20 pm

that was so funny :lol:
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Re: Yea watta ride

Postby satch » Thu May 29, 2008 9:22 pm

TheBizMan wrote:LIFES JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER, TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS TOTALLY WORN OUT SHOUTING, "HOLY Smoke, WATTA RIDE!!!!!!


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