Smartest Girl Ever!! (Doh!)

[1849]

...from a news blurb:

Upton was taking her flubbed answer—and the attention—in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Bright lights, cameras and a live audience....could give anyone the jitters.

E!

[len19070]

She really wants to be a Veterinarian, Cause She loves working with Children.

Happy Trails

Len

[Nitetimes]

Ya know, I had a donut this morning that was smarter than her.

I guess they figure if they're blonde and good lookin' they don't have to know how to put a coherent sentence together.
There's plenty of other things she can do that don't require taxing her massive brain power.

That was even hard to listen to.





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[Kurt (Indiana)]

Huh????

[Nitetimes]

Huh????

Agreed!!! But she is easy to look at!!

[Geron]

Gotta run over to SC today. I promise i'll be keerful and keep my eyes and ears open.

G

But don't forget your map. There is an apparent map shortage in the U.S. and you may not find your way home

P.S. Bread crumbs don't work too many hungry birds,

You made me giggle out loud.

Heck, who needs a map. I got Mapquest. It'll send you at least a hundred miles out of the way and you'll end up heaven knows where looking for a rare map in a convenience store.

Oh, I made it safely back from SC and met some nice (read smart) folks up there. "Some of my best friends are from SC"

G

[Jiminsav]

I'll have you know that I'm gonna marry that girl, because I'm going to find her wandering around the back roads somewhere, lost, near starvation, torn and missing clothing, with a map in her hand, upside down. and the wrong state.

and she'll feel so much gratitude towards me, she'll overlook they fact that I'm a troll....

[Dixie Flyer]

A song for Miss Teen South Carolina.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LAk4w__FgMU

[s4son]

That's why you shouldn't marry your cousin.


Scott F.

[ob1canola]

Even though i am a guy. I am also a feminist. Despite the flubbed answer
this objectified female has spent her life on runways and in contests.
So she is certainly no stranger to this type of pressure. So her backpedal
to her response is BS. If she spent time opening books instead of makeup
containers maybe she could have given an educated response.
It's not her fault (poor Barbie)..I blame her mother.Probably an aging barbie herself

[Ira]

I heard her answer, and I heard her excuses for her dismal performance on the morning shows.

I saw CLIPS of this, mind you--because I don't watch those shows.

You can't defend this kind of stupidity, and although she may marry a man of wealth or substance, that marriage just can't last:

No way you're ever gonna find a MAN that stupid.

SOUTH AFRICA!?

Plus, she's probably a bad lay to boot.

[eamarquardt]

I can find the USA on the map, but half the time I'm not sure where I am. Sometimes I'm amazed that the human race has gotten as far as it has.

[Micro469]

Did she win??????

[Joseph]

Did she win??????

Third place IIRC.

Joseph

[Mike C.]

When did they put the USA on a map?