Any sleepwalkers here?

[Airspeed]

A friend stayed over one night, he was sleeping on our couch, I got up in the middle of the night just in time to see him get off the couch, walk over to an end table, open the drawer and start to pee in it. I ran over and tried to stop him but he managed to deposit about a half cup of the golden fluid in the drawer. As gross as it was we still laugh about it every time we talk. Sleep peeing count? Aaron

[Bill Fernandez]

Sorry in advance Ira...somethings are just too hard to resist!

I wake up during the night, go to the refrigerator, get on my knees, and start shoving salami in my mouth nonstop-- Yelling like a lunatic.


Weirdest thing is, I usually hate salami.

I think subconsciously you really like the salami....

DAMN that's funny!!!

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I like MY salami anyway.

I second that