I empathize. I won't say I feel your pain however. When my daughter was a baby, she had them. I just knew they would call children's protective services. I think we used the cream.
Now if you are in for a a lighter moment...you can read the reat of the post...
You heard about the very grumpy guy that went to the Dr. The Doc said he needed an optorectomy. Of course the guy asked what that was. Doc said it would fix his sh#tty outlook on life.
Oh, no, sorry I said that.
