Tiger's accident

[UP&ATOM]

What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They've both been clubbed by Norwegians!

:::rimshot:::

[Arne]

There was comedian on last night who had it nailed.. they had a fight in the middle of the night, she picked up a club and chased him down the driveway, breaking out the rear window..... still don't know why he had to hit a fire hydrant and tree... I mean, an SUV should be faster than a woman running with a golf club....

but, I'm guessing we will never know why she had to break the back window out of an escalade to get him out of it... I mean, it does have 4 doors... I think... uh-huh...

[Rick Sheerin]

I like the story that he couldn't talk to the cops the day after because he was sleeping. How much you want to bet that story wouldn't wash if it were you or I.

[Chris D]

Amen Rick,
Please,tiger is a good dude, but I gotta believe he was Drinking. But ya know how that goes when ya got cash you can get away with anything and I mean anything. If one of us Sniffed a beer cap they woulda locked us up but quick. And if he was drinking and driving ya get what ya get.

CD

[Oasis Maker]

Uhh... okay? With all of these posts here and absolutely no facts (or history) to substantiate them... We are just kidding aren't we? Ya know, just for yucks?

Or is this high school all over again?

Scott G.

[Chris D]

All I am saying is it sounds real strange to me.

[steve smoot]

just copied this off Tiger's website....

Tiger's online response

"The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.


"This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."

[Arne]

yes, this is just for yuks....

When I put it all together, it still comes out the same.... too much emphasis on him not drinking.... she rescued him from a 4 door suv by breaking the back window? Was it on fire? Nope.... was it easier to open a door? yup...

Why did she have a golf club in her hand just in case? Rescue tool? nope

Does the media an the Woods family think we are gullible? yup...

It will all go away and be swept under the rug.... yup.

[Oasis Maker]

yes, this is just for yuks....

When I put it all together, it still comes out the same.... too much emphasis on him not drinking.... she rescued him from a 4 door suv by breaking the back window? Was it on fire? Nope.... was it easier to open a door? yup...

Why did she have a golf club in her hand just in case? Rescue tool? nope

Does the media an the Woods family think we are gullible? yup...

It will all go away and be swept under the rug.... yup.

Yes, and when I put it all together... too much emphasis.

Scott G.

[Chris D]

That is what I thought right away. I mean the first thing ya hear is No Drinking Involved. Which brings it back to All IT Takes Is Money.

CD

[boomboomtulum]

Uhh... okay? With all of these posts here and absolutely no facts (or history) to substantiate them... We are just kidding aren't we? Ya know, just for yucks?

Scott G.

Yeah it is just for fun, but as the president said before knowing the facts " he acted stupidly"

[Oasis Maker]

Uhh... okay? With all of these posts here and absolutely no facts (or history) to substantiate them... We are just kidding aren't we? Ya know, just for yucks?

Scott G.

Yeah it is just for fun, but as the president said before knowing the facts " he acted stupidly"

Well you obviously must be talking about the Iraq war now. But be that as it may, I fail to see a connection with Tiger's behavior (as in how he "acted") and hitting a fire hydrant? But I'll leave that to the experts to carry on here.

Scott G.

[boomboomtulum]

Well you obviously must be talking about the Iraq war now. But be that as it may, I fail to see a connection with Tiger's behavior (as in how he "acted") and hitting a fire hydrant? But I'll leave that to the experts to carry on here.

Scott G.[/quote]

No No. Exactly the point though thanks. How did Tiger act ,we dont do we? Remember the cop in Chicgo a few months ago who arested Obamas friend. " he acted stupidly" was his quote before he knew the facts.

[Oasis Maker]

No No. Exactly the point though thanks. How did Tiger act ,we dont do we? Remember the cop in Chicgo a few months ago who arested Obamas friend. " he acted stupidly" was his quote before he knew the facts.

Ahh... eeeeyeah. I knew what you were referring to. That was sarcasm. I'll leave it to you my friend, I'm dun here.

Scott G.

[fireaunt]

The other woman might not want to be seen for awhile. A woman scorned, ya know.

Elin is likely to be a very rich woman soon.