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Postby Nitetimes » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :applause: Definitly a good thing to have around, it certainly beats sleeping WITH the dog!!

TomS wrote:

While were on that topic. Here's a riddle for all you married guys:

When is a man the smartest, before, during or after sex?


There is a time :QM :QM
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Postby madjack » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:25 pm

Nitetimes wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :applause: Definitly a good thing to have around, it certainly beats sleeping WITH the dog!!

TomS wrote:

While were on that topic. Here's a riddle for all you married guys:

When is a man the smartest, before, during or after sex?


There is a time :QM :QM


:thinking: ...After sex...when the blood has returned to his brain...but it is probably too late at that point to worry too much about it :D
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Postby TomS » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:34 pm

TomS wrote:While were on that topic. Here's a riddle for all you married guys:

When is a man the smartest, before, during or after sex?


OK. Time's up.

A man is smartest during sex because that's when he's plugged into the Know-It-All.


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Postby Hardin Valley Magic » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: My goodness Tom!!!!That's one to remember....
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