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Postby Sam I am » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:20 am

Very good! The town names are great, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse and Paradise! They're actually fairly close to each other - the towns, I mean!
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Postby toypusher » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:06 am

Sam I am wrote:Very good! The town names are great, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse and Paradise! They're actually fairly close to each other - the towns, I mean!
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You forgot "Bue Ball"!! 8)
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Postby kajamelu4 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:20 am

There are 3 towns listed on there that are 20 miles or less from my home. :lol:

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Postby Nitetimes » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:20 pm

toypusher wrote:
Sam I am wrote:Very good! The town names are great, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse and Paradise! They're actually fairly close to each other - the towns, I mean!
:lol:


You forgot "Bue Ball"!! 8)


We've also got Hooker about 15 miles up the road from me and there's also the Zig Zag Bar at 69 Beaver Street, Lickingville. PA....it's not too far from here either.
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Postby High Desert » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:14 pm

never take chances.... :lol:
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Postby Jiminsav » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:19 pm

yeah, but climax is in Georgia..
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Postby Anthony J Grant » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:31 pm

Ok, Top this,

We have Big Beaver rd on exit 69! :lol:
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Postby wolfy » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:36 pm

I give up :applause:
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Postby Nitetimes » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:15 am

Anthony J Grant wrote:Ok, Top this,

We have Big Beaver rd on exit 69! :lol:


We've got a town called Beaver and another called Little Beaver!!!
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Postby Alan Wood » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:32 am

Hey Johnny,
You missed Yukon Oklahoma in the travel destinations section!

Grmbl grmbl :lol:
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Postby Micro469 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:17 pm

A man was tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Postby planovet » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:48 pm

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.
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Postby Kevin A » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:13 pm

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Postby SmokeyBob » Fri May 01, 2009 9:08 am

Food for Thought :thinking:


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Postby planovet » Fri May 08, 2009 9:31 am

'If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?' :thinking:
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