by Tumbleweed_Tex » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:33 am
FEMALES
It was one of those chance meetings you read about in romance novels and fairy tales. The sun was still asleep, and my old truck had finally warmed up enough to melt a little of the morning chill.
I wasn't going very fast...Texas back roads are not conducive to speed if you want healthy kidneys...and besides, my old truck seems to suffer from E.D. on a regular basis.
(Um...that would be ENGINE dysfunction...geez, you people...)
I looked down, just as I topped a little rise, groping around in the darkness for the tuning knob on the radio, trying to get the local AM station to come in a little better...it was almost time for Bubba Ray to shut up about the farm report and play some music.
When I glanced up, there she was, standing smack in the middle of the road in her birthday suit, staring at me. Believe you me, I stopped on a dime, and not five feet from her loveliness. She never even flinched.
In the high beams, her eyes were the color of brewing coffee, and her hair was only a few shades lighter. Her entire body was covered with glistening droplets from the pre-dawn mist, and her long slender legs were shapely and flawless. Her breath became smooth wisps of smoke which framed her lovely face, and I just sat there, mesmerized. She broke the spell by glancing coyly over her shoulder, then walked sexily to the side of the road, slipped gracefully through the fence, and vanished into the stillness.
As I sat there, trying to find my heart, a huge buck, neck swollen and oblivious to the sound or lights from the truck, trotted after his lady-friend. He ran headlong into the fence, staggered backwards, and repeated the effort. After the fourth try, he seemed to glance around to make sure no one was watching, then scooted on his belly under the wire, making a complete and utter fool of himself.
Females...how do they DO that?
Tex