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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:56 pm

Mary K, Would you like me to make you a premium paddle? :twisted: You'll be be the hit of teardroppers, quite literally. :hammer:
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Postby Fenlason » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:00 pm

elmo wrote:
Mary K wrote:
elmo wrote:Mr. Johnson is at his country club, and the lifeguard approaches and says:

"Mr. Johnson, I have to ask you to stop peeing in the swimming pool."

Mr. Johnson protests: "But everybody pees in the swimming pool!"

And the lifeguard replies: "Yes, but not from the diving board!"


You need to do better Google Searches...... :Oh Brother:

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You don't want to know what I was googling when I found that!!!! :oops:


I thought that was going to be a spanking story he had found :o thankfully I was wrong :worship: :) :) :)
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Postby rbeemer » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:01 pm

deputydogrick wrote:Mary K, Would you like me to make you a premium paddle? :twisted: You'll be be the hit of teardroppers, quite literally. :hammer:


OOOOO a spanky special......

what model number will it be :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:11 pm

123mkspank 8)
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Postby elmo » Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:48 pm

deputydogrick wrote:123mkspank 8)


Does the "Deluxe Model" come with the holes drilled in for wind resistance??? :thinking:
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:26 pm

and the padded handle and leather strap. Vary the size of the holes and it will whistle "Dixie" :lol:
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Postby Mary K » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:38 pm

deputydogrick wrote:and the padded handle and leather strap. Vary the size of the holes and it will whistle "Dixie" :lol:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HA!! :lol: :thinking: Madjack told me to bring my paddle to LCGII, but I dont have one yet... ;)

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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:34 pm

send me your address :lol:
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Postby elmo » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:27 pm

deputydogrick wrote:send me your address :lol:


Are you sending her a new or used paddle??? :thinking:
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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:40 pm

:thinking: I'll make it new to her hand size
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Postby Bobgorilla » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:45 pm

:lol: Okay, we already have most out of control shop, I think this thread deserves to be most out of control thread! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jst83 » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:08 pm

deputydogrick wrote::thinking: I'll make it new to her hand size


I just want to know will it be teardrop shaped or the standard paddle shape?
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Postby deputydogrick » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:46 pm

standard shape embossed with td logo, :rofl: :angel: night all
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Postby elmo » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:22 pm

Good Night!
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Postby Roly Nelson » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:38 am

Wow, a great idea, a teardrop-shaped spanking paddle. Ah yes, another wooden creation I can add to my collection that will compliment my Woody.

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