Okay, another disaster adverted. I see my thread's still going strong

I had an electrical gremlin that kept me busy all day and turned out to be my fault

When I moved into this trailer 3 years ago, the clock on the gas stove buzzer wouldn't shut off, so I undid 1 wire from it. That dangling wire apparently decide to arc and spark late last night and blew the fuse. I went to HD and bought 2 new fuses. Thinking it was the fridge, I unplug it and wave and replaced the fuse, which promptly blew. (Is this sounding vaguely like an Ira story or is it me?) I unplugged toaster and dishwasher and replaced the fuse which promptly blew and welded istelf into fuse box.

(how about now) Went back to HD to get more fuses 4 this time. Remembered about clock and then roommate says "oh yeah, I heard something pop by the stove"

So I take apart top of stove and theres that wire dangling, so I take other side off, tilt stove forward and sure enough theres a burn mark on the plug so I clean contacts. Then I apply gorilla fist (this comes from having more weight than a monkey fist) and removed welded fuse from box. Eureka

This always happens whenever I take a day off with no plans to do anything. Retirement really scares me!
I'm thinking this is the longest post so far on this thread

nope just check after posting and Mike's looks longer

Mary K, I loved the cat but that last one hurts my eyes