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Postby SmokeyBob » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:38 am

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
~Marie Curie

"Art is either plagiarism or revolution."
~Paul Gauguin

"Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine."
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Postby Shug » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:10 am

If you cant fix it with a hammer, its an electrical problem.

(and apologies to the fairer sex for this next one!)
Everyone knows a woman takes time and money, therefore
Women = time x money
As we all know Time IS money this gives us
Women = money x money = money ^ 2
Now, as money is the root of all evil
money = sqrt(evil) which equates to money^2 = evil
since women = money^2, simple substitution gives us....
Women = evil

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Postby john warren » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:31 pm

atahoekid wrote:That works well for the relatives you want coming over but what about the siblings and their kids who come too often, stay for way too many days and commandeers your house for the entire stay?
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easy,,,take to walking around in your whitie tighties. :twisted:
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Postby SmokeyBob » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:43 am

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"Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence"
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"No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear."
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Postby rich5665 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:28 pm

The most intelligent person in the room is not necessarily the smartest.
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Postby SmokeyBob » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:25 am

Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid torch. Handing it on to future generations.
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
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Enjoy the little things, for one day, you may look back and realize they were the big things.
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Postby SmokeyBob » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:06 pm

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
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"A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
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"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."
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Postby SmokeyBob » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:39 am

We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.
~Vince Lombardi

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present.
~ Barbara De Angelis

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
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Postby Moho » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:20 pm

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.â€
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Postby SmokeyBob » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:56 am

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"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession."
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Postby SmokeyBob » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:56 am

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Postby SmokeyBob » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:28 am

Every man has his own courage and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
~Winston Churchill

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment, but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
~John F. Kennedy
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Postby SmokeyBob » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:54 am

"I'm dating a guy who's twenty-one. That's seven in boy years."
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"Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play."
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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Postby SmokeyBob » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:35 am

"Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge."
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"Art is the most beautiful of all lies."
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Postby SmokeyBob » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:20 am

The higher type of man clings to virtue, the lower type of man clings to material comfort. The higher type of man cherishes justice, the lower type of man cherishes hope of favors to be received.
~Unknown

You can change your thoughts and feelings and then the outer things will come to correspond and indeed, there is no other way of working.
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Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
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