Global Warming Hah!...this is much more alarming!!!!

[Dixie Flyer]

Good lord, I was just starting to get it together after the Upside Down world thing and now I gotta deal with this Gravity issue??

What the hell is going on!!!???!???

[doug hodder]

Dixie...good thing we got to you in time...and there is still time, but the window of saving the planet is growing smaller and smaller every day.

Our web of scientists have noted several variations in the gravitional pull...

1. the microburst....causes keys pencils, tools to get sucked to the ground, it is only momentarily.

2. the vortex...usually a larger event causing something to stay stuck in one place for some time, till the vortex moves...

3. the doppler shift...usually the cause of vehicle accidents...2 vortexes moving, actually drawing vehicles into each other, an especially dangerous event. We're starting a rumor that coreolis force can influence these, and will probably be able to back it up at some time.

Here we see what is normally a vibrant, energetic K9 under the influence of a local vortex...food at times can break this vortex. Won't you join our cause, even if it saves just one dog from something like this, isn't it worth it?



Doug

[apratt]

Doug,

[George Kraus]

Doug

I have to point out a major flaw in your theory, and that is that the hair is being sucked out of your head. What is really happening is the hair is being pulled to the inside of your head. The proof of this is that it is now growing out of your nose and ears.

You obviously should have done more research.

George

[Miriam C.]

And down your back and...

[apratt]

Doug

I have to point out a major flaw in your theory, and that is that the hair is being sucked out of your head. What is really happening is the hair is being pulled to the inside of your head. The proof of this is that it is now growing out of your nose and ears.

You obviously should have done more research.

George

I told my wife that my hair went south.

[Mary K]

I dunno, I noticed this weekend that Gravity was absent from the general area of my TD. I had to glue, strap, wedge and sand bag the skin down.

How can this be explained??

Mk

[bobhenry]

Dixie...good thing we got to you in time...and there is still time, but the window of saving the planet is growing smaller and smaller every day.

Our web of scientists have noted several variations in the gravitional pull...

1. the microburst....causes keys pencils, tools to get sucked to the ground, it is only momentarily.

2. the vortex...usually a larger event causing something to stay stuck in one place for some time, till the vortex moves...

3. the doppler shift...usually the cause of vehicle accidents...2 vortexes moving, actually drawing vehicles into each other, an especially dangerous event. We're starting a rumor that coreolis force can influence these, and will probably be able to back it up at some time.

Here we see what is normally a vibrant, energetic K9 under the influence of a local vortex...food at times can break this vortex. Won't you join our cause, even if it saves just one dog from something like this, isn't it worth it?



Doug

I can't believe you dog is stuck to the wall like that. It must have been a terrible experience for him. By the way where did you get the neat retro wall paper.

[alaska teardrop]

Doug wrote:

Here we see what is normally a vibrant, energetic K9 under the influence of a local vortex...food at times can break this vortex.

Fine bit of scientific discovery, Doug!

Your observation lead me to open my eyes this morning to the possibility that not only gravity, but the local vortex may be effecting the far northern K9 population in relationship to the food supply. It was not difficult at all to find evidence of your new and astoundingly important theory. As an aside, it may interest you to know that it could also be causing a change in the food supply of the far northern ungulate population. Thanks and keep up this significant advancement to the knowledge of mankind!

Fred

:peace:

[doug hodder]

:thinking:

I dunno, I noticed this weekend that Gravity was absent from the general area of my TD. I had to glue, strap, wedge and sand bag the skin down.

How can this be explained??

Mk

A freshly moved vortex can leave a gravitational void and until it repairs itself, things therefore are much lighter use these voids it would be a good idea to store extra what appear to be heavy items in this void until it has repaired itself. In laypersons terms this is known as a gravity cavity....when you remove the clamps and straps, you will find that this void will have repaired itself...

And thanks for you question, just that much closer to informing the world, one mind at at a time....

Doug

[caseydog]

There are a small group of skeptical scientists who are challenging the Increased Gravitational theory, but their funding sources are questionable. There seems to be an effort by NutriSystems, SlimFast, Bally's and other wealthy corporations in the diet and exercise market to cast doubt on the methodology of the Increasing Gravity scientists.

But, on the other side, the Increased Gravity proponets are probably big government liberals and who want to increase our taxes, take away our guns, outlaw Christianity and make our daughters have abortions and our sons gay. So we CAN'T trust THEM, for sure.


CD

[angib]

who want to increase our taxes, take away our guns, outlaw Christianity and make our daughters have abortions and our sons gay.

The way you say these makes it sound like they're bad things........

Andrew

[Rob]

Doug--

I have been trying to find an explanation for an event, but until now it has eluded me. This even must have been one of those vortex things. You see, i used to have a majority of my weight in my shoulders and chest. Now a majority of my weight is just above my belt. If it were not for my belt it may be even lower. My wife has blamed this shift on other factors, but I am sure it is this vortex you mention. I am deeply indebted to you for explaining this drastic shift in gravity for me.

By the way, as the years go by Abby also suffers more and more from the effects as does Daisy.

Yours, in gravity, Rob

[doug hodder]

Rob...this disease, and don't kid yourself, it is a disease, is called Dunlops gravitational disease...your stomach dun lops over your belt...try to hang out in locales of lighter gravity and see if that doesn't improve it...spending time around hot chicks will help with it also but it is very tiring fighting the forces of gravity for long periods of time...Doug

[Juneaudave]

:thinking:

I dunno, I noticed this weekend that Gravity was absent from the general area of my TD. I had to glue, strap, wedge and sand bag the skin down.

How can this be explained??

Mk

A freshly moved vortex can leave a gravitational void and until it repairs itself, things therefore are much lighter use these voids it would be a good idea to store extra what appear to be heavy items in this void until it has repaired itself. In laypersons terms this is known as a gravity cavity....when you remove the clamps and straps, you will find that this void will have repaired itself...

And thanks for you question, just that much closer to informing the world, one mind at at a time....

Doug

OMG...the gravitational void has hit Juneau...I tried to hold Mikey and Jo to the ground, but...