Redneck?

[Ivar the Red]

Here's something else:

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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't l ike beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

[HossHoffer]

rednecks were the Racist, Bar fighting, trouble making guys.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just kidding. I never was a racist and did my fighting outside the bar. and I never made any trouble that didn't need to be done. I did fill my deer tag once while Santa was visiting.

Hoss

[Jester]

Here's something else:

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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't l ike beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

I heard also:
6. A license is not required
7. All weapons are permitted
8. Hunting hours: sunrise to sunrise
9. Field dressing optional
10. Hunters are encouraged to use Live ones for bait!

[PresTx82]

I like my Red Neck Grill: