Ira to Coral Springs--DROP DEAD!!!

[Miriam C.]

Y'all can bring almost anything you want!

The Management

Almost???? Wonder what it is we can't bring?

[GHOSTSSX]

Well, there are some things I don't like, so since I am the owner.....

Here's a partial list:

Dead People

Bad Attitudes

Chinese Plywood

Potting Soil from Chernobyl

Stingrays

Finger Sandwiches from the CDC Christmas Party


CHUCK

[GHOSTSSX]

Hmmmm...

was it something I said??

CHUCK

[Miriam C.]

nope I went to sleep. I think I am the only one who remembers who dunit. No dead people huh. But they can vote!!! Oh well as long as I can bring the tear.

[Gage]

Aw, just move to SoCal. Weather is the same except we have no Hurricanes. All the Bud you would want and in most towns you can park your trailers anywhere. Only have room in my garage for one teardrop and my truck. Everything else is outside.



Hmm, there's a car missing.

[Miriam C.]

Show off.
You all can move to this area. It is practically TTT junk yard heaven. I swear almost every yard has one and if you go to N. Joplin there are a bunch needing rehab.

[Gage]

Oops, I forgot one. This is beside my house.


One thing about retirement. You never run out of projects.

[Arne]

I suppose taking a 'leak' on your lawn is out, then?

[Kevin A]

Gage, where's the wagon?

[GHOSTSSX]

I suppose taking a 'leak' on your lawn is out, then?

On my lawn?? Sure, it's ok, just make sure to "mark" a different place each time so it'll stay green!

I'll install some sparkplugs just to keep you alert!!!

Landlord

[Gage]

Gage, where's the wagon?

Hmm, there's a car missing.

It must have been out in the street. Wait, I remember. It was on my neighbors lawn.

[jdarkoregon]

MOVE!
Life is too short to have to deal with places as restrictive as where you live. Come out West, we like creative people like you, oh I mean BSers like you

Make sure the Crab has floats, we are being washed away as I type.

John