"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner
I"f you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."
~ A. A. Milne
"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" ~ Jay Leno