Okay--here's my top 5 list of ideas to bring the country's Democrats and Republicans together to find true common ground and move forward. Please post YOURS below:
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As a Democrat, I promise to support the building of a wall along the border with Mexico, and FINALLY enforce REAL immigration control throughout the system...
If, as a Republican, you agree to raise the minimum wage $2.50.
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As a Democrat, I promise to not get pissed off when I hear "God" or see a nativity scene on government property…
If, as a Republican, you condemn your elected reps for constantly referring to God at the drop of a hat, and you stop calling us Democrats "Godless."
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As a Democrat, I promise to support aggressive investigation of the welfare rolls to dump cheaters from the system…
If, as a Republican, you agree to aggressive investigation of corporate fraud and malfeasance.
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As a Democrat, I agree to a mutually agreed upon and verifiable voting system that's uniform ACROSS THE COUNTRY, so that some counties don't use paper ballots, others electronic, others pull tabs, etc., and that a backup record/paper trail should exist for all elections...
If, as a Republican, you agree to the same thing.
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As a Democrat, I agree to exclusively watch Fox News from this day forward...
If, as a Republican, you admit that Ann Coulter is the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the planet.